smf_ds
Rebordosa, Portugal
Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
imblue42
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Content warning
Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML
not as scarred as he should be
Cambridge, Canada
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to help my dad remove a splinter. From his butt. FML
maruskasommers
Czech Republic
Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML
Anonymous
Gas giant
Today, my dad's new medicine for his bad intestines makes him fart so hard I can feel the vibrations through the floorboards. The whole house smells like an open sewer and he thinks it's funny. He now has to change his undies several times a day from repeatedly shitting himself. FML
RectalSteve
Belfast, United Kingdom
Today, I showed my girlfriend some old home videos of me as a kid. My dad must have taped over one though, because halfway through it cut to extremely graphic footage of his colonoscopy. FML
Anonymous
Miami, United States
Today, at work, man who was buying medicine for his son came up to me for help. He didn't know how to explain it to me, so instead he showed me a picture of a rash on his kid's butthole. FML
Workplace woes
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
TMI
Today, my coworker showed me photos of her anal fissures. I'm not a doctor. FML
blech
Edmonton, Canada
Digging it
Today, I witnessed my dad rummage through his nostrils, thoughtfully examine the contents, and flick them nonchalantly onto the carpet. All of this he did with the biggest demented grin on his face. Sadly, this has become a regular occurrence. FML
whatashame
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Mortifying
Today, my dad was on the couch and I sat down next to him. As I was reading a text message, I saw my dad's fat stomach sticking out so I patted it. After the first two pats, I realized I was patting in the wrong place. I patted the family jewels. FML
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NotGabe 28
That's true love.
5secondsofvvifi 21
Pass the brain bleach.
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Comments (48)
GeorgiaBea 28
Why would you be in such a position? I doubt he was in the living room...
CliffyB03 28
I'm grossed out, yes. But how big did they get if they're causing rashes?
FalloutScrolls 25
I would advise you to seek out the nearest Men In Black agent and ask to be neuralized.
jezka374 15
Ever heard of knocking on the door?
speakfreely 21
Some things can not be unseen
StickyPickles 33
Just be thankful that you were not on the end your mom was. .
Saraishi 25
The very definition of true love.
GrumpyGrinch 23
Ever heard/read marriage vows? This is what it translates into. Romantic?
MandieL 27
"In sickness and in health"
rockwrench 18
When you live as a family in one house, your bound to see things like that. So pull up your big girl panties and know, some day that could be you.
tiredofwaiting 25
This is why it is always a good idea to knock.