smf_ds
Rebordosa, Portugal
Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
imblue42
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Content warning
Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML
not as scarred as he should be
Cambridge, Canada
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to help my dad remove a splinter. From his butt. FML
maruskasommers
Czech Republic
Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML
Anonymous
Gas giant
Today, my dad's new medicine for his bad intestines makes him fart so hard I can feel the vibrations through the floorboards. The whole house smells like an open sewer and he thinks it's funny. He now has to change his undies several times a day from repeatedly shitting himself. FML
RectalSteve
Belfast, United Kingdom
Today, I showed my girlfriend some old home videos of me as a kid. My dad must have taped over one though, because halfway through it cut to extremely graphic footage of his colonoscopy. FML
Anonymous
Miami, United States
Today, at work, man who was buying medicine for his son came up to me for help. He didn't know how to explain it to me, so instead he showed me a picture of a rash on his kid's butthole. FML
Workplace woes
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
TMI
Today, my coworker showed me photos of her anal fissures. I'm not a doctor. FML
blech
Edmonton, Canada
Digging it
Today, I witnessed my dad rummage through his nostrils, thoughtfully examine the contents, and flick them nonchalantly onto the carpet. All of this he did with the biggest demented grin on his face. Sadly, this has become a regular occurrence. FML
whatashame
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Mortifying
Today, my dad was on the couch and I sat down next to him. As I was reading a text message, I saw my dad's fat stomach sticking out so I patted it. After the first two pats, I realized I was patting in the wrong place. I patted the family jewels. FML
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NotGabe 28
That's true love.
5secondsofvvifi 21
Pass the brain bleach.
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iiTzNeeNerz 26
That's the kind of image that gets burned into your brain. I mean, etched into your eyeballs so deep that you see it every time you close your eyes... *shudders in horror*
Catdragon 40
just earlier today my mom asked me to help her pour peroxide on her ass wound. no way was I going to dig through her ass cheeks to find the wound.
little_aliceee 17
Relationship goal!!! I want to marry someone who won't get disgusted when I get sick, even after many years being together.
NineeCat 32
Oh, the bliss of married life!
worldclassrager 41
Please say you walked in at the wrong moment...or did he just randomly just think of that...
Xion0014 20
Awkward..
KhaleesiKitten 14
I have to help me SO with their heat rash... shit like that happens. just remember, your mom had sex with him.
chuchusheep 19
me too.
lovelockdown23 23
aww. That's true love right there. Relationship goals =)
bradoiler 15
ahhh love