Today, I realized that I'm a horrible uncle, I have two nephews and I don't know their age, nor birthday. They are twins. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
Today, I found out I'm an uncle. Normally this would be great news, except I have spent the last 8 years thinking I was her father. FML
Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Today, I got a picture message from my aunt that said, "9 out of 10 kids get their awesomeness from their aunt." Normally, I would have agreed, except she forgot my birthday yesterday. FML
Today, I finished birthday shopping for my husband, my son, and a close friend, who all have birthdays within a week. I was proud of myself for being organized, until I remembered: my husband has a twin sister. FML
Today, I found out that yet again I'm having twins. Sounds great and all, but the only problem is that my mother-in-law is the one pregnant. Oh boy, I'm fucked! FML
Today, I had to go to a birthday party for 10 year-old triplets. They've all been dead for more than 9 years. FML
Today, I was twenty minutes into babysitting my twin baby cousins when I realized that there are no diapers to be found anywhere in the house. I have no way to get a hold of my aunt, no money to buy new diapers, and I don't even have a way to get to the store in the first place. The next few hours are going to be lovely. FML
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Top comments
bewareimaninja 5
I mean you definitely could be worse... at least you dont touch them...
Joaquin Rosa 2
I hope you know their names
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Comments (21)
bewareimaninja 5
I mean you definitely could be worse... at least you dont touch them...
bloopaloop 27
Uncle Joe!
Joaquin Rosa 2
I hope you know their names
munzo 2
Dude. Shut up. You’re dramatic as f.
Susan Yee 9
So? I don’t remember my nephew and nieces birthdays. Remembering my own kids birthdays are hard enough.
RichardPencil 32
It would be funny if you knew ONE of their birthdays and ages.
daisythebunny1988 9
That's what Facebook birthday notifications are for haha, don't feel bad, my aunt never remembers my birthday and it's the same day as hers. Seriously though, quality time is what they'll remember the most and even if you haven't been around much for that there is still time to be there and be the cool uncle
slowhandjp 18
How about their names?
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
don't worry i sometimes forget I'm an uncle
TeacherTeem 21
It could be worse. You could know the age and birthdate of only 1 of your 2 nephews.
distortedcognition 17
Welcome to the club