Today, I witnessed a man masturbate into a public urinal, miss, fart, and then leave without washing his hands. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML
Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML
Today, I used a public toilet. After I did my business in the stall and walked out, I was confronted by the sight of a man standing on tip-toes, holding his penis up to the automatic hand-dryer. Doubt I'll get that image out of my head any time soon. FML
Today, I was peeing at a urinal, when the man next to me finished up and shook his penis. I got splashed. FML
Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I was taking a dump in a public restroom. Minding my own business, I heard somebody go into an adjacent stall. It was dead silent and I don't think he knew I was in there. I thought I heard him scratching his arm or something. I was wrong. He was jacking off. I had to listen to it all. FML
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
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Top comments
SpreadTHEKILLER 14
What the actual ****?
EverestMelting 23
*whoosh* and the sarcasm flies high and fast over your head.
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Comments (71)
ladyamour 5
Why were u watching
Risea 25
This is why I never use public bathrooms, I sorta have a phobia of them for that same reason I only go if i'm literally about to piss my pants.
Keiajacole 16
Why would you even watch ! ??
NevermoreRoses 20
Why exactly did you stay long enough to see how it ended? O_o
DrChimpNipples 6
Lol that's one hell of a spectacle... How long did you just stand there and watch?
badgercheese94 16
Seem's a little bit of a stretch lol I seen nasty stuff in public restrooms but no worse than shit in a urinal. I would not compromise my bladder fer nothing!
badgercheese94 16
I am hoping you came in as he was finishing and did not stay and watch the show!
granCanyon 12
Now imagine how many people like him touch the food you buy. I have seen some nasty people play with baked goods and fruits&veggies. That's why I bake my own bread.
MaismicUplift 4
Why'd you watch?
aquagirl79 17
y did you stick around to watch the whole thing?