Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today. I used the restroom at the mall. After I wiped, I went to toss the paper into the toilet. I missed horribly. The wad of TP with poop on it landed on the floor of the next stall. It was occupied. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Today, while returning from a class, I stopped to use the bathroom. While in said bathroom, someone threw a chip bag filled with piss water into the stall I was using. FML
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Top comments
StarWolf111 21
It's things like that, that make me not want to use public bathrooms.
PrincessPesa 20
Come on girl, don't you know by now to check out the TP situation before you squat? Things like this are why my ass clenches up like a steel trap in most public restrooms. Even when I pee, I perch. Okay, sharing time's over... OP, ask your next-stall neighbor for help next time perhaps? Pee-ople can be such dicks (sorry, I had to!)
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StarWolf111 21
It's things like that, that make me not want to use public bathrooms.
Madden12 6
Doesn't matter. Had bowel movements!
Madden12 6
..... said Akon.
superswagbro 7
I hold in the biggest ***** because I hate public restrooms.
lolfood 24
You don't need that comma there.
onlychildFTW 34
This is why I always hold it in. It's not worth using a public bathroom. And on car trips avoid using gas station bathrooms at all costs. They are the worst. It's better investing in diaper just in case you can't make it to an actually place that has a decent bathroom.
Isaac_The_Man 0
I thought that was only a boy thing!Ö I remember in middle school everyone used to do that
primadonna9396 16
What the **** dude? No one likes public bathrooms, but unless you live in the slums of Mumbai there is no way that ******** your pants is more hygienic than a rest stop.
skillz369 2
Hahaha now thats FUNNY
Madden12 6
When typing "funny" just doesn't cut it anymore...
KaylaDawnn 5
I was JUST talking about this with someone. Apparently people like to piss on a perfectly good roll of toilet paper to watch it "expand" I knew guys did this, didn't know girls did it. -__-
iMeowzAlot 8
That person must have the worst aim.
MissMae93 23
Or pretty good aim considering this is in a women's washroom.
mango260 9
Am I the only person who moves to the next stall? Or just wait until someone comes in the next stall! Problem solved!
THEKAISER 4
Such is life in a public restroom
PrincessPesa 20
Come on girl, don't you know by now to check out the TP situation before you squat? Things like this are why my ass clenches up like a steel trap in most public restrooms. Even when I pee, I perch. Okay, sharing time's over... OP, ask your next-stall neighbor for help next time perhaps? Pee-ople can be such dicks (sorry, I had to!)
Trai 6
What can I say? I'm a sprayer.
rcgirl2 11
And that's why I never use public bathrooms.
Not_A_Traitor 5
I thought that It was a known fact that nothing good ever can ever happen In a public bathroom.
cartooncharacter 9
Sex is good in a public restroom...
allie2590 31
No. Just... ew.
kaymi 17
See one more good reason why I keep cottonelle wipes in my purse at all times. People are just nasty!
kaymi 17
And hand sanitizer for a emergency toilet seat wipe down. How can women not aim in a toilet, geez?!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
NEVER under ANY circumstances go to a Fiesta to use the bathroom. JUST. DON'T.
perdix 31
#19, I knew you had to be from Texas -- no one else would know what Fiesta is. Once, I was in Home Depot and someone had shit on the floor right next to a toilet in the men's room. I don't condemn the whole chain, but I get nervous going to the bathroom there.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Oh. I didn't know it wasn't in other states. Well, when I went in there, there was shit all over the wall.