Anonymous
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Oh dear
Kingstown, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
sweet_stufz
Canada
TW: Gross
Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
Anonymous
Makati City, Philippines
Pants down
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Morgan Bailey
Leaked
Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML
Anonymous
Decorum and etiquette
Today. I used the restroom at the mall. After I wiped, I went to toss the paper into the toilet. I missed horribly. The wad of TP with poop on it landed on the floor of the next stall. It was occupied. FML
highleyj
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Caught short
Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML
Zahkrii
Today, while returning from a class, I stopped to use the bathroom. While in said bathroom, someone threw a chip bag filled with piss water into the stall I was using. FML
missed
United States
Sprinkler system
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
not a shitty situation so fuck you
San Francisco, United States
Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML
sarahrachel
Albuquerque, United States
Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML
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paprikacha 9
I cannot think of any situation in which someone would need to piss all over the toilet paper, besides them being a straight up asshole. Wow.
Why4426 0
priceless
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Comments (169)
Why4426 0
priceless
tulsafml 0
That would make me pissy to be in such a shitty situation...........
turtlegrl66 11
eww that stinks
valri3 0
Well what can you say? Some people are complete animals.
rebekahah 7
yeah it does! And I can't even smell it!
nickiforever21 0
that is why I don't poop in public places
louie111887 0
who would win in a fight dude ? a grilled cheese sandwich or a taco ? : )
skullssean 4
That's pretty damn funny. xD However, after that happening to me I wouldn't be laughing. :/
khaya 9
You must have been in quite a sticky situation.
marinus_fml 20
op didn't shit over him/herself. on a side note, you're one of the first south Africans I seen on this site.
smileeee_fml 0
likewise (:
Garay 0
I imagine a stereotypical Asian saying all your comments.
R34luver 5
#42 is tht a lexus IS350?
smileeee_fml 0
nopee
EvilPotato 15
you just got pwned
PrickHead 0
sorry about that... it should've been dry by now
ILoveEggnog 7
Would you want to rub dried urine upon your anus?
coderedz 0
well at least it sterile
heathersmorin 0
^^^ I am always saying that and NOONE ******* believes me!! Thank you!
klonopin_ftw 0
97, no one* and who cares if it's sterile or not? it's disgusting either way.
HoustonER 0
let all the shitty puns begin/end
TheNinjaCat 10
ooft unlucky
Alex_The_Human 2
crawl into the next stall!
ThankMeLater 0
win!
Garay 0
take the free DNA!!!! It's yours now!!!!!!
shovels 0
Screw the DNA... The majority of the scientists would look for mRNA... shove that up your anticodon!