Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML
Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML
Today, I was in a stall in a public restroom. Someone came in and started using one of the urinals. Somehow, before I knew it, I found I had just loudly whispered, "SOMEbody's taking a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss." FML
Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML
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Top comments
blackdoritos 7
Did you at least say thank you
Shawn2095 18
You can tell a lot about someone by their person hygiene & bathroom etiquette.
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Shawn2095 18
You can tell a lot about someone by their person hygiene & bathroom etiquette.
nchic01 17
agreed. just be normal people!
AriettaX 15
maybe he was talking about his bag!
PennyLane27 32
#1- and their nuts!
iLike2Teabag 27
Oh. Do normal people not compliment each other's sacks?
razoray9 22
I thought everyone complimented each other at the urinal
PresidentNorth 16
Why couldn't you be any more perfect mister teabag. This fml really goes out to you! You the real mvp.
blackdoritos 7
Did you at least say thank you
Murilirum 23
I can't help but feel like OP also has poor bathroom etiquette, no 'thank you'?
PennyLane27 32
On the plus side, OP, you have a nice set of low hangers!
giantsfan2010 23
This is why I always go pee in the stalls....
twistedgrifter 8
#3 and that's why the seats always have piss on them.
SirMichael 13
@39, not if you lift the seat before you pee.
wallamanut 14
or if you, ya know, actually aim into the toilet.
RA91 26
That's just uncalled for -_-
ojskyguy 8
At least he was impressed.
devildog562 33
At least you have a nice sac. Better then "omg is that a prune?" Breach of man code, plus his dirty dick hand is touching the bathroom door.
Astrum14 24
If he showers regularly, his dick is probably cleaner than the door is. Do you have any idea how dirty doors are in a public restroom?
devildog562 33
If he doesn't wash his hands, his hygiene probably isn't good.
namine120409 42
That's just all around disturbing. I mean at least he didn't pee ON you but still.
Llama_Face89 34
In some circles that's a turn on. XD
natalinagan 9
There's a video where they're doing this as a prank
Guatican 6
whaaa... no way.. *proceeds to YouTube*
Devindelon 17
At least you were complimented.
Im2Shy 16
It's stories like these where I'm SO glad I'm a female...I love the privacy of the women's bathrooms.
tooyoungtooold 11
How do you like it when you really really really have to go and there's a line coming out the door? To every gender their own pros and cons
thes7274473 19
I would wish I was born female if psychopathic menstrual anger wasn't hereditary in my family...