Today, I witnessed a man masturbate into a public urinal, miss, fart, and then leave without washing his hands. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML
Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML
Today, I used a public toilet. After I did my business in the stall and walked out, I was confronted by the sight of a man standing on tip-toes, holding his penis up to the automatic hand-dryer. Doubt I'll get that image out of my head any time soon. FML
Today, I was peeing at a urinal, when the man next to me finished up and shook his penis. I got splashed. FML
Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I was taking a dump in a public restroom. Minding my own business, I heard somebody go into an adjacent stall. It was dead silent and I don't think he knew I was in there. I thought I heard him scratching his arm or something. I was wrong. He was jacking off. I had to listen to it all. FML
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
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Top comments
SpreadTHEKILLER 14
What the actual ****?
EverestMelting 23
*whoosh* and the sarcasm flies high and fast over your head.
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Comments (71)
wingL 11
... why were you watching? the entire time too...?
sickmyduckplz 2
The scary part would be if you then went for lunch and found the same guy waiting on your table.
EclipseCandy6 24
How long were watching..
RockLondon 3
Why were you watching him in the first place?
CandyApple88 13
it would be worse if you recognised him as your boss. and guy friends tell me this happens A LOT. though usually its in cubicles and not into the urinal.
mykeenblade 7
...and out of all the comments, nobody mentions the fart. Just wanted to point that out.
Jdlove2 20
Human evolution
jkasian48 15
Why were you looking
thatonetribute 31
I'm glad I'm not a dude.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Thanks for putting that image in my head. Now I'm staying away from public bathrooms.