Today, I witnessed a man masturbate into a public urinal, miss, fart, and then leave without washing his hands. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML
Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML
Today, I used a public toilet. After I did my business in the stall and walked out, I was confronted by the sight of a man standing on tip-toes, holding his penis up to the automatic hand-dryer. Doubt I'll get that image out of my head any time soon. FML
Today, I was peeing at a urinal, when the man next to me finished up and shook his penis. I got splashed. FML
Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I was taking a dump in a public restroom. Minding my own business, I heard somebody go into an adjacent stall. It was dead silent and I don't think he knew I was in there. I thought I heard him scratching his arm or something. I was wrong. He was jacking off. I had to listen to it all. FML
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
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Top comments
SpreadTHEKILLER 14
What the actual ****?
EverestMelting 23
*whoosh* and the sarcasm flies high and fast over your head.
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Comments (71)
False_Stupidity 42
I imagine that the OP probably came in at the end rather than watch the whole show. On another note, you now have to avoid that door handle, YOU'RE TRAPPED!
G00N3R 19
Who doesn't?
ultra_notorious 26
why were you meat gazing?
danceinconverse 25
And why is nobody asking how he saw this?? Toilets are in stalls...
mrmcleod 29
Clearly you've never been in s men's room.
mickwnes 3
I didn't think anyone saw me
fader48080 10
how do you witness all of that? I would have left well before it reaches that point.
sadistmonkey 19
OP got there at the tail end of things?
thefallen12 13
Lol I gotta admit that's pretty ballsy and kinda awesome but still really sick. Jerk off at home dude.
Witchylady 18
Now that is something you will never be ble to erase from your mind. Though why did you hang around that long to watch the whole thing go down? Once he started his little one man show why didn't you leave.
ToxicMoo33 18
You must have stayed awhile if you know he did ALL of that... -.-
Micheal23 19
Why did you stay and watch?