Today, my 6-year-old son apparently decided to make a game out of clogging the toilet with toilet paper. He won, and now the whole basement is flooded. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML
Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML
Today, my 3-year-old broke his glasses, clogged the toilet with Hot Wheel cars, and covered the whole house with Cheerios. All in a matter of roughly six minutes while I was putting laundry away. FML
Today, my 6-year-old son pooped in the back yard and used a stick to throw it over the fence into my neighbor's yard. FML
Today, before we went out, my four year-old brother left the water running in the upstairs bathroom. By the time we came back, there was a flood in our entire house. Guess who was asked to mop it all up… FML
Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML
Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML
Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, my 8 year old son decided to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well played son. FML
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Memnoc 26
Flooding a basement by clogging a toilet would take a while. Where was his adult supervision? YDI for not keeping an eye on him for that long of a time span.
RichardPencil 32
He cheated at the game of Clog The Toilet. Your more successful players eat lots of prunes ;)
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Henry8cooper 15
Clever child - he sets his goal - and then figures out how to get the job done. You should be proud. Basements are collateral damage
Memnoc 26
Flooding a basement by clogging a toilet would take a while. Where was his adult supervision? YDI for not keeping an eye on him for that long of a time span.
RichardPencil 32
He cheated at the game of Clog The Toilet. Your more successful players eat lots of prunes ;)