Today, I went to the Doctors and the nurse asked if I was married, in which I responded "yes". Then she asked if I was sexually active... "no". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor went through the normal questions, then paused for a moment and jotted something down. Later when I got back my report from the checkup, I noticed that the doctor had checked the "no" box by "sexually active." She didn't even ask me that. FML
Today, my new doctor asked if I'm sexually active. I said no. He nodded and murmured "No surprise there." Thanks, mate. FML
Today, I went to a new doctor. She asked me how long I had been sexually active. I said I'm not. I'm 24. FML
Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML
Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me, "Have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "You mean with other people?" FML
Today, I went to a new doctor. While filling out charts she looked up and said, "I'm assuming you are single." FML
Today, I asked my doctor out on a date. He had his nurse turn me down. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, I was having a chat with a customer. He asked if I was married, to which I replied, "No." Before I could say anything else, he said, "Thought so. You look too happy to be married." I was about to mention that I just got engaged. FML
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Dr_Phil 0
This marriage is going to fail.
bobdole 0
Marriage is about LOVE. But that does kinda suck.
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bobdole 0
Marriage is about LOVE. But that does kinda suck.
car8o8line 5
Ok you need love but you definitely also need sex
BulgyCashew33 16
Sex can be an act of love
Cloudy_fml 0
FYL, indeed.
Dr_Phil 0
This marriage is going to fail.
SadinSherman 16
Or they will turn into wasps.
MothsWings 4
I always thought Dr. Phil was into the more emotional aspects of things...but who am I to argue his diagnosis.
wil_182 0
Wow, that is so sad. Hope you get some?
uminuscooll 0
lol that's embarrassing :[
Amkii 0
I'm jealous! Seriously! When I get married, I doubt I'll want to have sex, but I think the guy will pressure me for it, because... well... lots of guys want sex. #4 - Not necessarily. If both parties are uninterested in sexual activities, then, it sounds like they have a high chance of staying happily together!
genius_man16 1
if you don't ever want to have sex, you would almost certainly never get married. Sex is a big part of any relationship and yes, almost all guys want to have sex, that doesn't make it wrong.
linamerri 0
are you Mormon or something?!
SadinSherman 16
I think once you have it you will be singing a different tune
pepz_fml 5
all humans want to have sex. male and female. looks like your bloodline stops at you.
Somefruits 24
Hopefully you find a guy that is asexual (not the way plants and some organisms are thought). Asexual people have no interest in sex. I thought couples had to have sex at least once after being married, to make it official. So maybe you should just have a common-law relationship. Or a marriage that could be nullified anytime (provided that's the way it works). @77, maybe that's a good thing. Our earth is way too over-populated and it keeps getting worse and worse. We need more people who don't want children.
yay_fml 0
#8 I am guessing you are a virgin. You are assuming you aren't going to enjoy sex? Really? Maybe you are asexual, if you never have any sexual feelings. Anyway, this does suck. If your marriage wasn't consummated, you could get it annulled, at least...
bandeek 30
People still have to consummate their marriage? What kind of archaic rule is that? What about asexual people?
csigabajnok 0
Well, go home and do something about it!!!
alwaysalady 0
There are lots of reasons they might not be having sex, and it doesn't mean they don't love each other, #4. There are medical problems, and things like depression. Almost the whole time I was pregnant and several months post-partum, I couldn't have any relations. My husband said it sucked hardcore, but there was nothing either of us could do, and he still loves me. There is more to this story, but I can see his point of view. Women really can switch that desire off, men can't. Talk to your wife, OP, maybe it's something like, she feels overworked, is depressed, or is embarrassed about weight gain, or something.
claireful 4
OP is the wife. Check the gender.
jayhawk63 0
You can fix that, you know.