Today, my new doctor asked if I'm sexually active. I said no. He nodded and murmured "No surprise there." Thanks, mate. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the Doctors and the nurse asked if I was married, in which I responded "yes". Then she asked if I was sexually active... "no". FML
Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor went through the normal questions, then paused for a moment and jotted something down. Later when I got back my report from the checkup, I noticed that the doctor had checked the "no" box by "sexually active." She didn't even ask me that. FML
Today, I went to a new doctor. She asked me how long I had been sexually active. I said I'm not. I'm 24. FML
Today, I went to a new doctor. While filling out charts she looked up and said, "I'm assuming you are single." FML
Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML
Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me, "Have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "You mean with other people?" FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, my new doctor gave me a breast exam and said everything was healthy, before adding "Well, I think so, anyway. I don't actually work here." As I freaked out, he laughed out loud, said he was just kidding, and that he should prescribe me a chill pill. FML
Today, I went to my new gynecologist. He has an eye twitch, and every time he asks about my genitals, he winks at me. FML
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Top comments
nityasomaiya 46
I can't help but laugh at OP's username.
CB_LAZ3 11
You'll get yours OP, don't worry about your doctor being a shitty person.
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CB_LAZ3 11
You'll get yours OP, don't worry about your doctor being a shitty person.
e_is_for_eli 12
see comment thread below.
ironmany_fml 23
tell the doc you are waiting for his daughter to turn 18 that'll creep him out
nityasomaiya 46
I can't help but laugh at OP's username.
Queensland 27
this is a silly question but how do you see the entirety of the name? for me it's "Mona Lisa was..." it won't show me the rest
sdroze1389 31
was a ***** ass ho
vikky538 29
#25 thanks for completing the phrase.
AnOriginalName 19
Turn your phone sideways, 23. And then pull out of that taxi queue.
KitchKraft 21
I'd r8 this 8/8 m8 no deb8.
qdawg06 23
Well hopefully the rest of the appointement went well.
thawny_fml 21
Props to you for not throwing it away at the first boy to smile at you like so many other girls in this generation. You'll find the right one in time.
hexbox117 11
funny thing is, he's a dude.
MzZombicidal 36
Also, promiscuous people are not only from this generation of teens. Get over yourself.
thawny_fml 21
So much salt. And you're right. This generation is all worthless ****** regardless of gender :)
marigoldcobain 21
Aw, man. How unprofessional... but brutally honest. Or dishonest. I don't know, maybe they just said it because they're a piece of shit.
zenkuru 14
It will happen eventually OP your doctor is just an ass
shaaza 16
If a doctor said that to me I would introduce him to my middle finger, **** You.
JustinJK 21
They have to ask you that? A lot of stds don't show up for a while and if they know you're active it can help them find something sooner rather than later
CrazedSanity 17
Asking is fine, that is a normal question. The comment afterward was not appropriate at all.
JustinJK 21
You're right. I misunderstood what 8 said. My apologies. Yeah, I'd be really pissed off if they made that remark as well.
XxDanno316xX 27
Perhaps it's time to look for a new, respectful and professional doctor. Shame on him.
TheBelt 19
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I would look him dead in they eye and say "we'll I'm just waiting for the right one"
theTravinator 21
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Prove him wrong and have intercourse with his mother
Sandsh8rk 36
Too far.