Today, I went to the Doctors and the nurse asked if I was married, in which I responded "yes". Then she asked if I was sexually active... "no". FML
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Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor went through the normal questions, then paused for a moment and jotted something down. Later when I got back my report from the checkup, I noticed that the doctor had checked the "no" box by "sexually active." She didn't even ask me that. FML
Today, my new doctor asked if I'm sexually active. I said no. He nodded and murmured "No surprise there." Thanks, mate. FML
Today, I went to a new doctor. She asked me how long I had been sexually active. I said I'm not. I'm 24. FML
Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML
Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me, "Have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "You mean with other people?" FML
Today, I went to a new doctor. While filling out charts she looked up and said, "I'm assuming you are single." FML
Today, I asked my doctor out on a date. He had his nurse turn me down. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, I was having a chat with a customer. He asked if I was married, to which I replied, "No." Before I could say anything else, he said, "Thought so. You look too happy to be married." I was about to mention that I just got engaged. FML
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Dr_Phil 0
This marriage is going to fail.
bobdole 0
Marriage is about LOVE. But that does kinda suck.
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Dropbear_fml 0
not sexually active? you just lie there?
starbird 0
#51 your reply doesnt deserve to be dignified and I should have never dignified #45... Anyway, #50 THANK YOU and I tried to initiate all the time...This is an issue he has had trouble with since before he met me. I thought things would get better, and I think they did a little...but he never tried to get help no matter how many times I brought it up or cried over it. I think along the way, the feeling and hope you once had dissipate into almost nothing. What a wonderful guy but those feelings for him arent there anymore.
pdoom 0
Aw, definitely an FML moment.. that sucks.
podrummer9209 0
#8: Screw you. I'm a guy and I want to find someone to settle down with, because I'm tired of the teenage drama bullshit. @OP: The classic response would go like this: 'Are you married'? "Yes." 'Are you sexually active?' "...I'm married."
skyryder07 0
well first of all why is it an FML if you are not ashamed of being married and still being a virgin. honestly it makes no sense to be in a marriage or of a relationship of that status and not have had that connection with your spouse, isnt that more the reason why people do get married?
resawins 0
awwww :-(
starbird 0
#55 are you serious? I'm hardly a virgin. Did you not read the thread you idiot?! ANd #54...I dont want to say that to the Dr....I want to be married to someone who has the same sexual appetite that I do and therefore, there wouldnt be a reason for that answer or an FML!
Jack_Of_Spades 0
That's pretty much how it works. You get married, adn you can piss sex goodbye for the rest of your life. Once that ring goes on your finger, you're f***ed. FYL indeed
Jack_Of_Spades 0
Wait, i just read the whole thread. I take only half of what I said back.
i_luv_puppies 1
I agree with starbird, it takes A LOT more that love to have a successful marriage/relationship.