Today, I went to a new doctor. She asked me how long I had been sexually active. I said I'm not. I'm 24. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the Doctors and the nurse asked if I was married, in which I responded "yes". Then she asked if I was sexually active... "no". FML
Today, my new doctor asked if I'm sexually active. I said no. He nodded and murmured "No surprise there." Thanks, mate. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor went through the normal questions, then paused for a moment and jotted something down. Later when I got back my report from the checkup, I noticed that the doctor had checked the "no" box by "sexually active." She didn't even ask me that. FML
Today, I went to a new doctor. While filling out charts she looked up and said, "I'm assuming you are single." FML
Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me, "Have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "You mean with other people?" FML
Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML
Today, my gynecologist was having trouble with my exam due to me being "too tight." I'm 24. After the explanation of having been pretty inactive in over a year, she exclaimed, "Damn, girl, we really need to find you a boyfriend!" Yeah, tell me about it. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
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Top comments
bluejello2001 18
I'll never understand this weird social pressure to have sex/lose your virginity. If you want to, good for you. If you're a virgin into your 20s or 30s or later, that's literally no one's business but your own (okay, and your doctor's).
Wadlaen 24
Well, if it's to any comfort I'm 30 and still a virgin, so don't be ashamed, just wait for the right person and everything will be okay. I think it's better to wait for the right one than just jump into bed with someone random just to get it over with...
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Comments (17)
bluejello2001 18
I'll never understand this weird social pressure to have sex/lose your virginity. If you want to, good for you. If you're a virgin into your 20s or 30s or later, that's literally no one's business but your own (okay, and your doctor's).
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
it's so sad how society makes us feel we need to lose it
Hannah Eder 16
Ey Im 27, so it's w/e, I'll probably end up being a wizard and Im cool with that lol.
Titan_Slayer 21
Same. Like I'm all against **** shaming and stuff like that but now there's virgin shaming.
Inkoseh 33
That's perfectly fine. No one that matters actually cares if you have or not. Also, your DR is suppose to know either way. Don't be embarrassed, just live life. It's not a big deal at all.
Ksweety_fml 27
Okay, there's nothing wrong with that. Sex us not even all that. Take your time and wait until you married.. to the right person. 😊
pieter82 17
"Sex us not even all that." You clearly have been with the wrong people while having sex... But that doesn't take away the point that you indeed should wait for the right person. You'll know when the time is right.
Wadlaen 24
Well, if it's to any comfort I'm 30 and still a virgin, so don't be ashamed, just wait for the right person and everything will be okay. I think it's better to wait for the right one than just jump into bed with someone random just to get it over with...
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
it's not all that so don't worry
April Massari 9
my best friend is 33 and a virgin. I think it's fine to be a virgin. everyone develops in their own time. nothing wrong with that.
LostSoul 20
Sex is just sex. If you want to do it, yay. If you don't want to do it, yay. You do your own thing.
_SuperBaDD_ 3
I Hatee That You Even feel Pressured!! There Is Nothing Wrong W/ Being A Virgin!! I’m 25 & WISH!!!!! I Was Still A Virgin! When Ur Ready, You’ll Know! but Until Then enjoy Everything About Being A Virgin Because Remember once It’s Gone, You Can’t Get it Back!! Invest in Toys!! Self Love Is the best Love..🥰😘
who.me 5
Don't feel bad I'm 32