Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor went through the normal questions, then paused for a moment and jotted something down. Later when I got back my report from the checkup, I noticed that the doctor had checked the "no" box by "sexually active." She didn't even ask me that. FML
Today, I went to the Doctors and the nurse asked if I was married, in which I responded "yes". Then she asked if I was sexually active... "no". FML
Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML
Today, my new doctor asked if I'm sexually active. I said no. He nodded and murmured "No surprise there." Thanks, mate. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me, "Have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "You mean with other people?" FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML
Today, I went to a new doctor. She asked me how long I had been sexually active. I said I'm not. I'm 24. FML
Today, I managed to score a date for the first time in over a year, and was very nervous. When I was asked what I do for a living, I laughed nervously, and then blurted out, "Finger women." What I was trying to jokingly say was that I'm a gynecologist. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor because of some blood in my stool. Not only is the matter embarrassing enough as is, it turned out the doctor was a young, crisply dressed, extremely handsome man. I then had his finger in my ass for a check-up, all the while him being very nice about it. I'm still mortified. FML
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City_at_war 0
Why do people A. Scan through for reasons to NOT call it an FML. B. Say it's a fake. Do you have nothing better to do than sit on your ass all day and pick through a website. WHY would people make it up? I mean...crazy stuff has to happen to SOMEONE. And if they did or if it's bad, so what? At least it made the site.
cbahh 0
If it is true.. get a new doctor. You've got a creep.
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Comments (17)
cbahh 0
If it is true.. get a new doctor. You've got a creep.
Spinach 0
Doctors see everything all the time. They wouldn't laugh, because they've seen stranger. This story doesn't make sense.
greenman_fml 0
maybe he remembered a funny joke about ugos having sex
bobdole 0
look at the bright side, at least you could say "yes." lol
Seegtease 0
For the most part, the only circumstance this could be true is if the doctor was a good friend of yours, in which case you wouldn't have posted here. Doctors just don't do that, especially since they ask it all the time. Even if they did laugh, it would get old the first few times and they'd never do it again, but in any case, it's too unprofessional to be true. And somebody who finished med school likely has been through enough to not laugh as such silly things. So I'm gonna brave calling it fake.
Timmytwofinger 0
Blatant Bollox, unless she has the doctor out of the simpsons
BurningSnowman 0
#5, there is some advantage in encouraging someone overweight to lose some, even if the doctor is inadvertently tactless or rude. Implying "you're pretty ugly, you should work on that" goes slightly outside the areas where you might expect their concern.
Rollercoaster_fml 0
hahahahahahaha
borba72 0
It's not fake. The doctor is not a good professional. Get rid of him.
Froenx 0
doctors are paid professionals and they respect their patients. Hippocratic oath states 'do no harm'. so I have to conclude that this is a bogus FML.