Today, I went to the Doctors and the nurse asked if I was married, in which I responded "yes". Then she asked if I was sexually active... "no". FML
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Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor went through the normal questions, then paused for a moment and jotted something down. Later when I got back my report from the checkup, I noticed that the doctor had checked the "no" box by "sexually active." She didn't even ask me that. FML
Today, my new doctor asked if I'm sexually active. I said no. He nodded and murmured "No surprise there." Thanks, mate. FML
Today, I went to a new doctor. She asked me how long I had been sexually active. I said I'm not. I'm 24. FML
Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML
Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me, "Have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "You mean with other people?" FML
Today, I went to a new doctor. While filling out charts she looked up and said, "I'm assuming you are single." FML
Today, I asked my doctor out on a date. He had his nurse turn me down. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, I was having a chat with a customer. He asked if I was married, to which I replied, "No." Before I could say anything else, he said, "Thought so. You look too happy to be married." I was about to mention that I just got engaged. FML
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Dr_Phil 0
This marriage is going to fail.
bobdole 0
Marriage is about LOVE. But that does kinda suck.
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Comments (72)
meowmoo 0
i only said FYL because clearly, you need to be f***ed somehow.
Ja_Ja_Jess 0
oh wow... hope you get some soon ...but dude that must suck
legit_tofit 0
Marriage is about love. I agree that it SUCKS that even with someone you love, you can't make it.
intrepidbill 0
Sucks to not have sex, but way to go to be honest with the doctor. It's important that your doctor knows these details about your life - extra information could potentially change diagnoses and get you better healthcare.
dvs01 0
Why the hell are you married to someone who won't have sex with you? Have some self-respect, man.
funshit123 0
@10, OP is a woman
funshit123 0
don't u have any guy in the neighborhood? lol
missmarie97 0
nothing to be ashamed of I am not planning on having sex even if I'm married.
GirlyTomBoy 0
wow that truly does suck! u shoulda done it on ur honeymoon
militarybrat 21
Usually the question is "have you had sex in the last six months" not ever. Besides, if you have read her comments she says they have im assuming its just not often.
Livinia 11
Time to whip out the Horny Goat Weed.