Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me, "Have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "You mean with other people?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a party. Trying to overcome my social anxiety, I was trying to take part in conversations. So, when a girl mentioned she had a doctor's appointment next morning, I blurted out: "What kind of a doctor?" Everyone stared as she responded: "A gynaecologist." FML
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
Today, I went to have a breast exam. The doc told me that she would touch different parts of my breasts, and said to tell her if at any point it felt painful. As she was examining me, I was going to say that it wasn't painful, but instead I blurted out, "It feels good." FML
Today, I went to a new doctor. While filling out charts she looked up and said, "I'm assuming you are single." FML
Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML
Today, I called a doctor's office for a referral. I was in public, so when she asked me what type of issue I had, I mumbled that I had a vaginal issue. After painstakingly having to repeat this several times, she said she was asking what kind of insurance I have. FML
Today, I've been having persistent fungal infections and was getting treated by a male gynecologist. I had to go in to give vaginal swab tests. I washed and cleaned before I left, but when I got on the doctor's table I already had so much discharge. The doctor asked, "Is it the medicine?" I had to say no. FML
Today, I realised that the last three people to see my intimate parts these last weeks were my beautician, my doctor and the lady who did my check up ultra sound. Oh, and I'm married. FML
Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML
Today, I managed to score a date for the first time in over a year, and was very nervous. When I was asked what I do for a living, I laughed nervously, and then blurted out, "Finger women." What I was trying to jokingly say was that I'm a gynecologist. FML
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UrLifeDoesntSuck 0
"No, 'lefty' doesn't count. If you ever do, use a condom."
Zynris 10
Judging by your comment and profile picture, I am just going to assume you are white trash.
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Comments (119)
WIDRR 0
LOL idiot
pingpongpickle 8
FIRST TO REPLY TO FIRST
dannnn_fml 0
SECOND TO REPLY TO FIRST! :)
bgurl 0
ahahaahahaahaha!!!
Anonymus101 4
YDI for saying that with no self-control.
funplex 0
LMAO, no, with a ******* animal. Dumbass.
MichelleSoFlyy 0
aha, thats funny.
UrLifeDoesntSuck 0
"No, 'lefty' doesn't count. If you ever do, use a condom."
T9FTW 20
What about Jill!
666midnight 0
lol, owned =P
nomadxx7 0
Same as #4, YDI Off-topic: Stop the damn "first" on every FML. Seriously going to start reporting to get the first comment moderated away. Just getting annoying... /rant
PureGold 0
"No, with monkeys, silly!"
mylifeisnotfuckd 0
haha, i would have done the same thing :P