Today, I was having a chat with a customer. He asked if I was married, to which I replied, "No." Before I could say anything else, he said, "Thought so. You look too happy to be married." I was about to mention that I just got engaged. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, a customer asked me if I was my husband's sister. A little flabbergasted, I replied, "No, I'm his wife." He went on to say, "Ah! But surely, you're related? Cousins?" FML
Today, I got a call from a friend asking why I didn't tell him I was engaged. I'm not, but I wish I was. Rumours about my life seem to be better than the reality. FML
Today, I was having a good talk with a coworker and I was excited that I've made my first friend at work. After sharing some stories and some laughs he asked if I had a boyfriend. I said I do. He asked if I was always faithful, I said I was. He then walked away. FML
Today, I was at a family gathering when my aunt asked me if I was seeing anyone special. In a tired and sarcastic tone, I jokingly said, “I’m actually getting married next month!” The room went silent, then some of them cheered. I had to explain I was kidding, but now they’re looking forward to a wedding I didn’t agree to. FML
Today, I was interviewing a potential candidate for a job opportunity. He started the conversation by saying that he was having a weird day because his friend just got married. To which I responded, “Oh, fun!” He'd actually said that his friend got murdered. FML
Today, I got married and I'd invited everyone from work including my boss. His way of congratulating me was to mention that I'm out of a job. He said it was a good time to do it because he thought I would be too happy or too drunk to care. FML
Today, a co-worker came back from his honeymoon. He passed by my office to say hi, and mentioned, "I heard you're getting married next year?" I broke up with my boyfriend yesterday. He's taking his things out of the house as I write this. FML
Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML
Today, I was at a "Bring your family to work" event. I noticed my coworker brought his kids but not his wife, so I asked, "No wife today?" Everyone glared at me and he pointedly replied that she's married to someone else now. I had no idea. Now everyone thinks I'm an insensitive prick. FML
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Top comments
ariannaimelda 7
Hahahaha he's giving you a heads up on what to expect :)
AislinP 13
Congratulations on the engagement! And don't worry, a lot of people are still married and happy.
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Comments (77)
ariannaimelda 7
Hahahaha he's giving you a heads up on what to expect :)
StoryOfTheYear 15
But I still wonder what could've brought up the topic of being married With him expecting her to not be married, he probably was looking for a score Yet that line is definitely not going to pick up any chicks I are be confused >.>
Johnny2by4 0
OP is female. she obviously won't be happy cooking, cleaning, and watching children all day
yamatelle 19
You know what they say: When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
enonymous 9
What is she so sad about? She's gaining a pair of balls, always being right even when clearly wrong and 4 more credit cards.
ljbgamer 1
It was a joke
LinTurk 4
In that case, I think I'm finally ready for marriage. Hot Damn.
LinTurk 4
That was for 28:)
enonymous 9
53 Are you willing to grow a penis? I might be interested
NTimmy 2
Congratz?
LinTurk 4
Perhaps...
MrleClochard 4
There there.
apppiiee 5
Ha!
OuchAndGoodfight 5
Too much?
BIEBERSLAYER 10
What a buzzkill
clumsylittleme 11
umm ok then. well congrats on the engagment..? :S
DalekScythe 0
she's not engaged... -_-
LynxieLynx 17
#60- "I was about to mention that I just got engaged" there's your proof
regsworld11 2
Damn, he told it how it is! Don't worry, congrats on the engagement!
EvilTeddysRock 2
I really don't see the FML here,your happy so why should a strangers opinion matter?
AislinP 13
Congratulations on the engagement! And don't worry, a lot of people are still married and happy.
PrickHead 0
like me...and my right hand :D
xlorawrz 9
Um. Congratulations on your engagement.
Airick_TheGreat 2
Sounds like that guys life sucks