Today, I went to the Doctors and the nurse asked if I was married, in which I responded "yes". Then she asked if I was sexually active... "no". FML
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Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor went through the normal questions, then paused for a moment and jotted something down. Later when I got back my report from the checkup, I noticed that the doctor had checked the "no" box by "sexually active." She didn't even ask me that. FML
Today, my new doctor asked if I'm sexually active. I said no. He nodded and murmured "No surprise there." Thanks, mate. FML
Today, I went to a new doctor. She asked me how long I had been sexually active. I said I'm not. I'm 24. FML
Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML
Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me, "Have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "You mean with other people?" FML
Today, I went to a new doctor. While filling out charts she looked up and said, "I'm assuming you are single." FML
Today, I asked my doctor out on a date. He had his nurse turn me down. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, I was having a chat with a customer. He asked if I was married, to which I replied, "No." Before I could say anything else, he said, "Thought so. You look too happy to be married." I was about to mention that I just got engaged. FML
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Dr_Phil 0
This marriage is going to fail.
bobdole 0
Marriage is about LOVE. But that does kinda suck.
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Comments (72)
Rayn4u_fml 0
How is this a FML, sounds like a typical marriage to me. Have any of the people who've commented so far been married for over 5 years? Over 10 years? 50% of marriages end in divorce, and I doubt it's because of the amazing sex they're having on a daily basis. Also, as many people mentioned, there can be various reasons why this situation arose in the first place, so unless we know more about it, I doubt we can determine the outcomes of this relationship.
starbird 0
Okay, just to clarify...I am a woman, was married for 3 years(together for 5) when this happened. The Doctor has you fill out your personal info if you are new in which I answered yes to being married...and no to being sexually active...Then he goes over the info with you...FYI it was me who wanted the sex!
starbird 0
And FYI #2 to say marriage is about love is very naive. There has to be so much more or else I could be married to my best girlfriend....HEllo!
mitch_fml 0
#31 I'm asexual and it's really awful for people to say that there is something wrong with you when you know there isn't. Just picture the type of person you are not attracted to, then apply that to everyone. Granted, if someone used to have those kinds of feelings and wants to get them back, that's when you do the hormone testing and such. But with most ace's, you find out the same way you do if you're straight, gay, or whatever.
Amkii 0
#33 - I wouldn't. =)
gregthestrange 3
wow OP, what is this crap you're spewing out? if you don't love someone, you shouldn't be married to them. this is a case of "no shit, sherlock." love = successful marriage. seems like you should have thought this through more carefully before getting married
Kat_MS 0
#45 - She never said she didn't love him. L2Read. Where did she say that? She said there needs to be -more- than -just- love which is very very true.
YourFMLisaLIE 0
I've heard this one before... funnier every time I hear it!
starbird 0
Wow #45 you are a jackass! You must be one of those BOYS who doesnt listen to a woman...obviously, I mean you can't even read! Did you read what I wrote? Or are you being defensive for another reason? Grow up! And yes I got married with certain issues overhead but I thought they would get better! So why dont you stop being judgmental...you never know what YOUR life might bring! I do not know much about being asexual so maybe he is...something to look into. At least I can learn from the situation. Thank you #46 for backing me up!
T1A2Z3 35
My mum always told me that a relationship before you get married is the best it will ever be. Maybe me telling you this after you already made the mistake is unhelpful but it's a good lesson for other people. You can't change people.
supbreh 0
you ****** her riiight???