Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
Today, I decided to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I'd only closed my eyes for a minute, when a guy woke me up to tell me that I'd been farting in my sleep for the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concerned. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class during a boring economics lecture. I heard a whisper say, "Rise and shine, sleeping beauty." I thought it was my boyfriend, so I replied, "What time is it? When is this fucking class going to be over?" it wasn't my boyfriend talking. It was my professor. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my driver's ed class, and I woke up in a middle of a dream laughing. Everyone stared at me. I found out that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didn't wear a seat belt. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML
Today, I stayed up all night to study for my anatomy final at 9 a.m. I studied outside the testing room in the hall all night. Apparently, I fell asleep with my headphones on, as my friend woke me up after walking out of the test, asking how I did. 300 classmates walked by and no one woke me up. FML
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Emileerzz 1
you have an awesome teacher
Thecarpaltunnelo 0
Ha. That sounds hilarious. Look on the bright side, you got to sleep for 3 hours... undisturbed.
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theonlysweetpea 10
You poor bastard. I'm being sarcastic of course.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
Oh of course, what a nice considerate prof you have. If we fall asleep in our lectures we have to go to the prof house for dinner as punishment, and you don't want to know what we have for desert...
Nadinek98 0
I bet u started moaning;)
borkchop1992 15
oh your cool
azhein 0
I did that once in highsvhool but it was the last class of the day so almost everyone had left school already. my friend sat right beside in the class too but didn't wake me up.
mamamiaaa_fml 12
I dozed off in class once. woke up in a barn with only cowboy boots on and a whip in my hand. lesson learned.
mamamiaaa_fml 12
oh well lucky for you I have an emergency camera inserted into my anal cavity so as soon as I woke up I yanked it right out and put it to work. I also pulled out some car keys. they weren't mine.
Oreohugzpenny 4
Or snoring.
fireball941 6
u totally deserved that
knownunknown101 0
hahahahaha teach you to fall asleep in class again now won't it (:
BoredomKillsinc 0
everyone falls alseep during lecture ydi for getting caught
Acousticpixie14 6
I never fall asleep during lecture, I dunno what world you're living in.
heyimzim 4
haha my teacher would get the heaviest book and drop it on the floor to wake them up
nocanhaz 4
One teacher in my school drops a large metal pipe on the floor. It's funny to watch people wake up to that.
Acousticpixie14 6
I had one who'd lift their desk about an inch off the ground and let it drop. THAT woke them up real quick!
ryanst 7
My English teacher last year would walk up to my sleeping friend, look at him and look around for a bit, kick his desk as hard as she could, and casually walk away.
purplemnm 9
once, my teacher tried to wake me up by throwing a book at my desk. the book slid and hit me in the nose. I stood up and took a hostile stance, while my nose was bleeding and I got sent to the office for "threatening" her.
LuxAeterna_fml 0
Did you cry?
dezinspaaace 0
my history teacher back in high school would sneak up behind this one student that always fell asleep in class and scream super loud haha the dude's expressions were priceless. :D
allanaskye 0
My Critical thinking teacher puts a fake rat on the kids desk so they freak out when they wake up.
Sniper_Chick4110 20
I had Glandular fever and Toxo during my final year, I fell asleep during every class, in the shower, tying my shoelaces. I think the only thing that saved me from being caught asleep was that in my struggle to keep my eyes from closing, i would wind up asleep bolt upright with my eyes open.. I simply couldn't stop it and as a result they would dry out from lack of blinking. Took me years to recover from being lethargic. As funny and creative as these tactics are, I think these teachers are also a bit cruel. Some of these kids could have had sleeping illnesses. Waking up ached all over, particularly waking up to shock. Which was why i used to get so angry when i would overhear teachers bitching about kids yawning in class. People should really be more aware.
Emileerzz 1
you have an awesome teacher
Thecarpaltunnelo 0
Ha. That sounds hilarious. Look on the bright side, you got to sleep for 3 hours... undisturbed.
mea_iloveskiing 26
did you have to write on the board something like bart simpson always has to?
theatregurl 0
my teacher uses many ways to wake us, like, nerf guns, water guns, rubber balls, blow horns... and these are only the things I've seen in class
KingDingALing 9
Same shit happened to me! I woke up because I thought that I farted. I was looking around to see if anyone heard but nobody was looking at me so I knew that it was just my imagination. You can call that a real brain fart.