Today, I was discussing sex with my guy friends in their dorm when I asked one of them what he would do if I got naked and crawled into his bed. He replied, "Nothing. You're one of the guys now." They all agreed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML
Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML
Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML
Today, I crawled into bed, naked, wanting to get some, and hoping to surprise my boyfriend who's always complaining that I don't sleep naked. When he finally got into bed he rolled over, touched my bare ass, and said "Oh…" then rolled back over and went to sleep. FML
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Today, I had sex with this guy. His dad came upstairs and poked his head through the door right after we had finished, but were still naked in bed. All he said was, "No twins," and walked off. FML
Today, my roommate came home and began changing clothes in the same room that my boyfriend and I were in. I quickly got annoyed and angry and when I began questioning her about it she just laughed while saying, "Oh relax, it's not like he's never seen me naked before." FML
Today, this guy I have been hanging out with for a while came over and we were about to do it. He pulled off my clothes and once I was naked I reached for his zipper. He just backed up and said he was a virgin and simply wanted to see me naked. FML
Today, completely nude, I had to collect my clothes around the boy’s apartment I have been sleeping with for awhile. While his girlfriend watched to make sure I “got the fuck out.” FML
Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML
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Top comments
bobdole 0
As a guy, let me tell you that that is one of the best compliments you can receive.
Cloudy_fml 0
Well, would you rather them think of you as a piece of ass instead of as a friend? Take it as a compliment... Unless the "fml" part is that you've got the hots for your friends or something.
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Comments (120)
bobdole 0
As a guy, let me tell you that that is one of the best compliments you can receive.
ericvolp12 0
wats the fml
ZleveL 0
the fml is that she's in Texas lol jkjk I ain't want nun of thum thur heelbeelies chaysin meh wif thur shawtguns n nayw
lamppost1423 0
are you a hermapherdite
Stefany713 0
shut up 125 you're ******* retarded
Blacksabbath211 9
op, babe, tht is major respect ur getting, no fml here
underaegis 0
if your not understanding the fml it was written by a girl
fluorescentadole_fml 8
haaahahahaha! shut up stefany, you bring shame to our name
btown1616 0
that is like the coolest thing you could ever hear from a guy!
1002990 3
I frigging love this..
kevinophamaa 4
Haha true!! Lets go muddin!
willou35_fml 13
haha
Noelletakumi 36
Friend zoned but in a good way. At least they don't just want you for sexual reasons.
Cloudy_fml 0
Well, would you rather them think of you as a piece of ass instead of as a friend? Take it as a compliment... Unless the "fml" part is that you've got the hots for your friends or something.
alice_18 16
You say this but there is nothing but sympathy heard when a guy says he is in the friend zone.
Azellia 15
163- Agreed. Guys all bitch and give each other sympathy when one of them gets friend-zoned, but when a girl gets friend zoned it's one of the "best compliments". However, this girl should still consider herself lucky to have good friends like this. If she likes one of them in particular she could try spending time with him alone and maybe he will begin to consider her as more than just a friend.
idontwantausern 1
you're probably ugly and shouldn't have asked that...but if you're attractive he should've replied "I would **** the shit out of you"
TheSkaAssassin 0
that's one of the best things to hear from a group of guys
Flora_fml 6
I would be ecstatic to get such a compliment! Don't worry about it- "guy friends" are the best friends for helping you hook up down the road.
mleeb 0
you're a girl in a room full of college guys, WTH did you expect? if you were looking to f*ck them, don't hang out with them so much. you brought it upon yourself.
CoonAndFriends 0
... you can say "****." ****!(: See...
yay_fml 0
I understand your pain. I have lots of guy friends, and I know it's good for them to respect you, and consider you "one of the guys", just like the other posters have said. Having good guy friends is wonderful. BUT it can get annoying, that no matter what, you always end up being "one of the guys". Eventually, you want to date or something. When you go to your guy friends for help, they refuse to give any because they "can't see you that way." Sometimes, a girl, even if she is totally awesome and loves to talk about balls with you all day, just needs to get laid!
girllostinmind 6
They are friends. Y'all are ******. That's a compliment that guys are close so y'all are close. Most of them see: ass ass ass. They see: Good friend I can trust I don't even have to tell her she knows but she's getting slutty maybe she is only ass.
yoursavinggrace 0
Story of my life. But it's a good thing, not FML. They see you for your personality, and if you do like one of them as more than a friend, all you have to do is flirt more until they realize youre interested. :] Honestly, if you guys have one of those semi-flirty friendships then they obviously find you attractive. You have nothing to worry about.
deeznutzismine 0
#27 - it happens all the time. you'd be shocked.
haygurlhay 0
I agree with 3.