Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
happybudiess
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Damn
Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Ouch
Today, I went in for an STD test. The Q-tip broke off in my urethra. FML
impure
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
whytho
Because of him
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Duchess
Today, I found out I have a yeast infection, a bladder infection, and a urinary tract infection all at the same time. Oh, and I also have the flu. FML
Anonymous
United States
Surprise!
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Raleigh, United States
Bad news likes company
Today, I got a call from my doctor telling my I tested positive for an STI (first time in my fucking life). Mind you, I got the call while my dermatologist was cutting open my butt cheek to drain an abscess. I also got told on top of the new hole in my ass and the STI that I also have a yeast infection. Happy Monday. FML
Lolly
Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML
Unlucky
Bagworth, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my ex gave me an STI. Today I also found out I'm allergic to the medication. FML
Rrae
Today, I'm at the ER for my first ever UTI and potential other "down there" issues. Yesterday I got married. FML
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DontModMeDammit 10
Unborn tarantula infestation.
Carbonite2010 0
At least you don't have UTI RIGHT?
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seximexi911 10
Yikes! Haha I'm sorry op. Maybe you have one that's curable?
perdix 31
So you thought you had one TLA*, but you had a different TLA. Well, you came to the right place! Here at FML, we love TLA's! YDI and FYL! *TLA = Three-letter abbreviation. Some people say "three-letter acronym" but that's almost always incorrect. I refer you to Prof. George Carlin's scholarly work on the distinction between acronyms and abbreviations.
ZTD09 2
Wut
spekledworf 18
someone thinks they is supa inteligant
DocBastard 40
Never you mind, ZDT and spekled. Just go back to whatever you were derping. Er, doing.
TheDrifter 24
It's good to find a fellow follower of Professor Carlin's seminars. Now if only his lecture on learning how to think vs learning what to think would catch on as well as the one on the 8 words you can't say on television did.
DocBastard 40
Ayame - I have to respectfully disagree with your disagreement. While there is some controversy on the exact nomenclature, an acronym is usually defined as a word made from initials, like sonar, radar, and laser. Things like "TMI" and "YDI" are considered initialisms. An abbreviation is any shortened form of anything.
perdix 31
No, Ayame, an acronym is an abbreviation that can be pronounced as a word. As brother George put it, "The CIA, FBI and IRS are not acronyms, they're just pricks."
ElenaGrayce 0
No one likes a know it all....
Kirlyfoo 9
Doc bastard and perdix in the same convo... Legendary
sjhill 32
oh that sucks!
bigboi626 0
Same thing happened to me. Sucks big ones
Hahaha_YDI 4
Oh the many acronyms of shame
Haleyoliviavikki 4
fyl...
sleepRX 16
Dirty. Since I don't know the whole story, this word describes,perfectly, how I felt when reading this FML.
perdix 31
The symptoms of STDs in the early stages are the same as a UTI, but then you get insanity and chancre sores. Merry Christmas!
iceroyalty1984 14
I like that you immediately went with syphilis, my personal favorite.
perdix 31
Good times. Good times! I went and got gonorrhea because I read that with it, I could "get pussy." I didn't realize that the first syllable was "pus." :(
rckstrtmmy 4
YDI for being a dirty ****
McAninch35 9
That attitude right there will get you no ****, clean or dirty
MikeyFilth13 0
HAHAHAHAHA Sucks to be you!!!