Today, my husband and I have been trying to buy a house and start a family together. Now I find out that he just spent $5000 on comic books. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband pre-ordered $500 worth of Transformers figures. We're supposed to be trying to save up for a house. FML
Today, I confronted my husband over the fact that despite me working two jobs to support us for the last three years, we're nowhere near our goal of buying a house. He actually had the brass balls to defend pissing my money down the drain on his ceramic cat collection. FML
Today, I found out my husband spent us into overdraft charges through compulsive online shopping. Again. FML
Today, I got home from work to find my wife asleep in her easy chair with my two year old son asleep in a pile of torn-up paper. I soon found out it was my 1960s collection of a Superman comic book series that I inherited from my dad. It was worth well over $2,000. FML
Today, my husband called me from the store, trying to decide whether or not to buy the new games console he's been wanting. I'd already purchased one and hid it, ready for Christmas Day. I couldn't talk him into not buying himself one. There goes a $500 surprise. FML
Today, I found out that my unemployed husband has his own web-comic, that he makes money off it, and that it mainly involves the main character's airhead, money-grubbing wife ruining his life. She looks strikingly like me and shares my name. FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer. FML
Today, my husband asked to borrow money. He couldn't pay his half of the rent or utilities this month, but he did manage to buy a $1,700 radio. FML
Today, I found out my husband has racked up $3000 on our credit cards, and ruined my credit score. When confronted, all he had to say was, "Well you didn't tell me when you bought that ten-dollar t-shirt, so I guess we're even." FML
Today, my husband used our last $2000 to buy himself a motorcycle. It's supposed to "save us a lot on gas money." FML
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Mordakai420 6
Better have been mint condition #1
frokeyman92 9
They will be worth 10 times as much later in life! He made an investment!
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Comments (127)
Mordakai420 6
Better have been mint condition #1
Lovina_fml 8
That would suck if they all were just cheap ones..
skyguy89 0
Where they comics or manga?
frokeyman92 9
They will be worth 10 times as much later in life! He made an investment!
construction 7
Invest in property not comics
2anonymous2 2
yeah then only his kids will hav money
frokeyman92 9
Couldn't agree more! Just trying to point out the bright side of the FML. :)
luismyl 6
57. Where can i get a property for 5,000. And what kind would it be? Thanks
wobbly1 16
You can buy a whole city block in Detroit for less than $ 5000.
ryukk_fml 3
Merry Christmas to him. :)
waswashere 0
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And how much have you spent on shoes?
Thatoneguy911 2
I have to admit I thought of my girlfriend there :) I always give her that line when I buy comic books lol
xStaciexLynnx 15
Through my whole life I've never spent $5000 on shoes and certainly not all at once. Just saying.
Thatoneguy911 2
And I've never spent $5000 on comics, though I am a comic fan. THIS comic fan spent that much, but I'm sure there are girls out there who have spent well over 5 grand on shoes.
MehrunesDagon456 20
My whole life, I've spent about 200 dollars on shoes. Not all at once. Just cheap 5 dollar canvas shoes are perfect.
davek 36
Worst. Husband. Ever. </simpsons>
ladycamo 0
not necessarily, but still pretty bad
picklezz123 5
Maybe in a few decades they'll be worth the investment xD
ontariowarrior 3
Most likely not unless they Are rare
lolza 0
You married a child.
clcbjj31 0
Well if the husband is a child, then that means OP is a pedophile. The husband should be damned before he will sit there and e lectured to by a pervert!
Torva_fml 16
Pretty sure he's still a man... Just a boy On the inside.
clcbjj31 0
Family Guy reference....
KeyboardWarrior 10
You are an idiot. So he likes comics, are women children for liking shoes (just an example)? And don't give me that "We don't spend 5 grand on shoes" bs, because we both know that there are women out there who do.
Airman1988 9
Perhaps he thought the bank accepted comics as a down payment? That sucks though =/
flockz 20
but aren't you glad he didn't buy 1,000 five dollar lap dances? look on the bright side, he still acts like a virgin.
Anubyte 0
What? How does one even purchase 1000 lap dances?
DocBastard 40
How? With a great big smile, probably.
clcbjj31 0
Where the he'll are you getting 5$ lap dances, your sisters room? TORCHED!
KiddNYC1O 22
In Chicago the other day, some stripper wanted 30. I said "Have a good evening sweetie." Not worth it. She was drunk... or maybe I was.
flockz 20
59- what have you been doing with my brother Steve?
stevenJB 25
I buy comics/collect them...I Have a girlfriend and not A virgin....(>O_O)>
TheHardwick3 7
Full Metal Alchemist rules dude