Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
happybudiess
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Damn
Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Ouch
Today, I went in for an STD test. The Q-tip broke off in my urethra. FML
impure
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
whytho
Because of him
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Duchess
Today, I found out I have a yeast infection, a bladder infection, and a urinary tract infection all at the same time. Oh, and I also have the flu. FML
Anonymous
United States
Surprise!
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Raleigh, United States
Bad news likes company
Today, I got a call from my doctor telling my I tested positive for an STI (first time in my fucking life). Mind you, I got the call while my dermatologist was cutting open my butt cheek to drain an abscess. I also got told on top of the new hole in my ass and the STI that I also have a yeast infection. Happy Monday. FML
Lolly
Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML
Unlucky
Bagworth, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my ex gave me an STI. Today I also found out I'm allergic to the medication. FML
Rrae
Today, I'm at the ER for my first ever UTI and potential other "down there" issues. Yesterday I got married. FML
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DontModMeDammit 10
Unborn tarantula infestation.
Carbonite2010 0
At least you don't have UTI RIGHT?
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AndysFancy 6
DocBastard - But keep up the good work...I bet you'll make 5000 comments by the New Year!
CurlyQute 17
That happens to my sister and she's not a ****..
ugot_mayellad 0
Why do cows use bells? Cause their horns don't work. Everyone needs to lighten up and stop taking things to heart. Taking a comment that you "disapprove" of and starting problems only makes a situation awkward and sometimes frightening. Everyone is entitled to opinions no matter how outlandish. As humans we need to. Learn to accept that in other people and make happy with the people close and far from us all.
Gogetta2020 0
man I know how that goes... happened to me
medenbm 8
Doesn't matter. Had sex
_doodah 3
The high number of YDIs on this comment demonstrate the ignorance regarding STIs and sexual health. We do not know the whole story, but here's a few facts: a) It is not only people who sleep around who get STIs. You can have one partner and be unlucky enough to get one. b) condoms do not offer 100% protection. They especially do not necessarily protect against skin-to-skin infections such as warts or herpes. Also, it is thought that MOST sexually active adults carry the virus that causes warts (in the UK it is estimated 80-85%), though many will never have symptoms, and if they do, it can be years before they show. And there are mo tests to diagnose this condition. So out of the 2,500-odd who clicked YDI, it would be interesting if there were a way of knowing how many of you could potentially have an STI you do not know (and might not ever) know about! I'm just trying to make the point that there is such a huge negative stigma towards STIs that cause people to make judgements, as is obvious from this post, but you could actually be a very cautious person and still have an STI!
hateevryone 15
oohhh shit, time to kick some ass
Nirah_fml 18
@199 If the OP isn't sleeping around and is using protection, then they should have mentioned that if they didn't want people aying YDI. It's pretty simple
Ssampson1464 0
shouldn't be giving head all day *****. carma is a bitch right??
philippamh 4
woah - two great tpa's.