Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
happybudiess
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Damn
Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Ouch
Today, I went in for an STD test. The Q-tip broke off in my urethra. FML
impure
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
whytho
Because of him
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Duchess
Today, I found out I have a yeast infection, a bladder infection, and a urinary tract infection all at the same time. Oh, and I also have the flu. FML
Anonymous
United States
Surprise!
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Raleigh, United States
Bad news likes company
Today, I got a call from my doctor telling my I tested positive for an STI (first time in my fucking life). Mind you, I got the call while my dermatologist was cutting open my butt cheek to drain an abscess. I also got told on top of the new hole in my ass and the STI that I also have a yeast infection. Happy Monday. FML
Lolly
Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML
Unlucky
Bagworth, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my ex gave me an STI. Today I also found out I'm allergic to the medication. FML
Rrae
Today, I'm at the ER for my first ever UTI and potential other "down there" issues. Yesterday I got married. FML
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DontModMeDammit 10
Unborn tarantula infestation.
Carbonite2010 0
At least you don't have UTI RIGHT?
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FudgeMyLuck 3
My condolences to you and your phallus.
evansexy 0
What's a UTI?
mrsayuso 0
Urinary tract infection. Where bacteria gets into your urethra and you need antibiotics and cranberry juice.
PhxckedUp 7
See and I was gonna ask.. Lol my lack of knowledge. :3
mrsayuso 0
Merry Christmas! (sarcasm people)
muzy 23
That's not sarcasm. That's being mentally inept. Fyi it stands for urinary tract infection.
2anonymous2 2
well at least u got treated early
icadragoon 11
If its curable then you'll be fine. If not then FYL.
karkid619 8
Hahahahahahahahahaha. Sucks for you
Mauskau 36
I went to the doctors thinking I had an STD from my first and only partner but it was just an UTI.
MissCuteStack 12
hahaha thats the best day ever !! forget sex for a while... :(
marissamay25 3
That's what you get for having sex with dirty ass people.
marissamay25 3
He didn't rap his tool or put it in something clean lol he failed twice.