Today, I found out I have a yeast infection, a bladder infection, and a urinary tract infection all at the same time. Oh, and I also have the flu. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML
Today, I have the flu, food poisoning, and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with a severe bladder infection that has left me in excruciating pain. A month ago, I had an ovarian cyst rupture. A few weeks before that, I badly sprained my elbow. Before that, I had the flu. I think my body is mutinying one organ system at a time. FML
Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML
Today, after blacking out from fever, I found out that the reason I've been feeling so sick is that I've somehow come down with pneumonia, strep, and the common cold all at the same time. FML
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Today, I learned that I have a sinus infection, ear infection and bronchitis so bad it was on the verge of pneumonia. My work won't let me call in sick. I work with kids. Lovely. FML
Today, I'm recovering from a urinary tract infection. The infection made me have to pee constantly. Now the antibiotics I'm taking for it are giving me the shits instead. FML
Today, I'm at home, sick with walking pneumonia and a raging UTI. Every time I cough, I piss myself. I'm now having to lie on a bath towel and garbage bags until the meds kick in. FML
Today, I got a call from my doctor telling my I tested positive for an STI (first time in my fucking life). Mind you, I got the call while my dermatologist was cutting open my butt cheek to drain an abscess. I also got told on top of the new hole in my ass and the STI that I also have a yeast infection. Happy Monday. FML
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Uniquestar7 20
<p>The bladder is part of the urinary tract, so the bladder infection is a urinary tract infection. Bladder infections are commonly bacterial, but may also be fungal (your yeast...). So you may have only 1 infection, or 2 at most.</p>
UmmOkThen 31
That can happen. You get one and it opens up the door for more. The joys of a compromised immune system.
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UmmOkThen 31
That can happen. You get one and it opens up the door for more. The joys of a compromised immune system.
jcash52426 5
Sound like the perfect storm!!!
LyricaSilvan 30
Sounds miserable. I hope you start feeling better soon.
Uniquestar7 20
<p>The bladder is part of the urinary tract, so the bladder infection is a urinary tract infection. Bladder infections are commonly bacterial, but may also be fungal (your yeast...). So you may have only 1 infection, or 2 at most.</p>
Jesse Kachelein 6
<p>You sound like you aren't taking proper care of your lady parts, ydi.</p>
greeneyebeauty9 28
I'm pregnant and this just happened to me too. My obgyn said it was from using Summer's Eve & just an already imbalanced ph due to being pregnant. She said she could tell I took good care of my lady parts but it can happen anyway. So she could be taking well care of her downstairs so I don't think she deserves it..
InnocenceBlue 38
You don't need to "take care of your lady parts" like they're a child or something. And you can get UTI's from dehydration, being sick already etc. And once you get one, you're prone to them for life pretty much.
Mynxie 26
I can testify that yes, once you get a UTI, you will always be open to others. I remember when I was 18, still a virgin [that's important because many women get them from not cleaning up properly after sex], and after the first one, I use to get one very few months for an entire year. Though, I haven't had one since then and I'm 29 now. Though never had a yeast infection.
RichardPencil 32
Wtf? Did you get fingered by a baker?
__shirtless__ 1
at least you're not also on your period. lolol
izazbouletz 12
That happened to me once: UTI, yeast infection and period all at once -_-
tracy4191 10
The bladder infection and UTI are connected. You probably ignored the UTI and it got worse (or the normal antibiotics from your doc weren't meant for the infection you got). The yeast infection would be from antibiotics or soap.
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
"But wait! That's not all! We'll even throw in strep throat for free!"
appygirlify 17
A bladder infection IS a urinary tract infection, or a UTI. So you only have 2(: