Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
happybudiess
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Damn
Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Ouch
Today, I went in for an STD test. The Q-tip broke off in my urethra. FML
impure
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
whytho
Because of him
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Duchess
Today, I found out I have a yeast infection, a bladder infection, and a urinary tract infection all at the same time. Oh, and I also have the flu. FML
Anonymous
United States
Surprise!
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Raleigh, United States
Bad news likes company
Today, I got a call from my doctor telling my I tested positive for an STI (first time in my fucking life). Mind you, I got the call while my dermatologist was cutting open my butt cheek to drain an abscess. I also got told on top of the new hole in my ass and the STI that I also have a yeast infection. Happy Monday. FML
Lolly
Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML
Unlucky
Bagworth, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my ex gave me an STI. Today I also found out I'm allergic to the medication. FML
Rrae
Today, I'm at the ER for my first ever UTI and potential other "down there" issues. Yesterday I got married. FML
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DontModMeDammit 10
Unborn tarantula infestation.
Carbonite2010 0
At least you don't have UTI RIGHT?
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Khalifa89 1
Atleast you found out before you spread it
calianne 0
So if all of u dumb asses that are saying " should've used a condom" would look at a damn condom box. It will say " DOES NOT PROTECT AGAINST STDs!! " seriously stop assuming she didnt have him wear one. If he ha sex with her even if she only gives him a bj she can still get an STD.
DocBastard 40
No. No. Nononono! The biggest dumbass here is you, dumbass. You're thinking about female birth control which dies not prevent the spread of STDs. In the US, ALL condom boxes are required to carry this label: “If used properly, latex condoms will help to reduce the risk of transmission of HIV infection (AIDS) and many other sexually transmitted diseases.” Feel like a dumbass yet? Dumbass.
iyazwoodfle 4
oh MAN.
Get_Sommme 2
BITCH! Use protection.
lucik4690 9
Condoms reduce the risk of contracting an STD it's not a 100% guarantee.
bocshi83 1
hmmmm welcome to my world of finding out I contracted two different ones.. from the same man..who very soon is to go by the name "ex husband" I deserve a hell of a lot more respect then I apparently have been given for the last 7 years.. as so do you!
AndysFancy 6
Docbastard - Perdix seems to have a lot of fans, I know. But I find most of his comments outright crude and therefore, it WOULD be the sophomoric posters who would be entertained by them. I called that kid "noob" because he called himself that...and you're an idiot for calling me ANDY when I am Andy's WIFE, you f****** dunce. Get it? Andy's fancy? All that "medical schooling" didn't teach you much, huh?
AndysFancy 6
DocBastard - 4000 comments from a grown man, getting off on posting your sexual innuendos with a bunch of teenagers, and then going home to your wife and 2 kids? Yeah, let me bow down now, you slob. Holier-than-thou? No. But I find this funny coming from someone whose profile reads as yours does. Last time you checked?? Seriously? It's not that hard to just tap your picture and read all that steam you're trying to blow up people's asses!!
fox4744 3
Hey, you got one letter right
AndysFancy 6
DocBastard - And please, WTF, that profile could NOT have been written by a doctor...a doctor of what? Mediocrity? For shame. You fit right in with the majority of these young people and their immature mentalities (and this is not said to offend anyone who may read this; I have a teenager myself and I understand the workings of a young mind). You signed your profile with "I luv u". What is that?? Are we supposed to take you seriously, as a professional, as a grown human man? You're embarassing.