Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
happybudiess
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Damn
Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Ouch
Today, I went in for an STD test. The Q-tip broke off in my urethra. FML
impure
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
whytho
Because of him
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Duchess
Today, I found out I have a yeast infection, a bladder infection, and a urinary tract infection all at the same time. Oh, and I also have the flu. FML
Anonymous
United States
Surprise!
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Raleigh, United States
Bad news likes company
Today, I got a call from my doctor telling my I tested positive for an STI (first time in my fucking life). Mind you, I got the call while my dermatologist was cutting open my butt cheek to drain an abscess. I also got told on top of the new hole in my ass and the STI that I also have a yeast infection. Happy Monday. FML
Lolly
Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML
Unlucky
Bagworth, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my ex gave me an STI. Today I also found out I'm allergic to the medication. FML
Rrae
Today, I'm at the ER for my first ever UTI and potential other "down there" issues. Yesterday I got married. FML
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DontModMeDammit 10
Unborn tarantula infestation.
Carbonite2010 0
At least you don't have UTI RIGHT?
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moomoomeow2 7
Wow I'm really sorry! I hope you'll be okay!
daxtonbell 0
It's actually called an STI now
Liamj774 36
You're not a virgin, right?
hotchick90037 3
Should have been safe instead of sorry...
cheerluv15 0
Someone sleeps around
taracrane1 7
I hope you're talking about the person that gave them the STD, because if not that's pretty damn ignorant of you to say.
moomincloud 1
this happened to me, i didnt sleep with anyone dirty, i was in a long term relationship with a guy who thought he was clean so we werent using condoms. Some people just dont realise there are sti's without symptoms. Pisses me off that everyone thinks you are some kindof **** or sleeping with some ***** to get an sti, doctor told me 15% of people my age group have chlamydia and most dont know about it, some people are so judgemental when they dont even know the situation!
wanna_bee 8
Yes, but just bc he was clean at the beginning of the relationship doesn't mean that after he had sex with the ***** next door, he still was. Sry to burst your bubble.
octopussperm125 18
It cud be worse. U cud have 2 STDs
blutigenbonbon 10
I'm sorry. :/
nlntend064 4
Hey the exact same is happening to me right now. I went to the doctor thinking it was an UTI and he sent me for an STI test, haven't got my results back yet.
bro0kesnow 2
SNOOKI, IS THAT YOU?!