Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
happybudiess
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Damn
Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Ouch
Today, I went in for an STD test. The Q-tip broke off in my urethra. FML
impure
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
whytho
Because of him
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Duchess
Today, I found out I have a yeast infection, a bladder infection, and a urinary tract infection all at the same time. Oh, and I also have the flu. FML
Anonymous
United States
Surprise!
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Raleigh, United States
Bad news likes company
Today, I got a call from my doctor telling my I tested positive for an STI (first time in my fucking life). Mind you, I got the call while my dermatologist was cutting open my butt cheek to drain an abscess. I also got told on top of the new hole in my ass and the STI that I also have a yeast infection. Happy Monday. FML
Lolly
Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML
Unlucky
Bagworth, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my ex gave me an STI. Today I also found out I'm allergic to the medication. FML
Rrae
Today, I'm at the ER for my first ever UTI and potential other "down there" issues. Yesterday I got married. FML
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DontModMeDammit 10
Unborn tarantula infestation.
Carbonite2010 0
At least you don't have UTI RIGHT?
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Cat_Daniels 6
Well it's kinda your fault for having sex with some one who has STD
TOPS_fml 5
You know people, you can get an STD like ex. HPV;you cant even notice it after YEARS, and sometimes doesn't even show any signs! Doesn't mean that this person is dirty. You people should stop judging by the cover of the book.
mikemotox105 4
Damn right girl
ArchxAngel 9
UTI = Unidentified Toe Infection ? What does that have to do with STD's ?
edoohan619 10
UTI= Urinary Tract Infection (my parents are doctors)
AndysFancy 6
******* hilarious, archxangel. I knew you were joking.
Cheesecakee 11
Ydi for not using a condom..
D3athT3ch 4
marry xmas btch!!!
Rookiy 1
random fact: doctors can tell if you get an UTI by either wrongful wiping or a guy going down on you lol.
DocBastard 40
We can? Oh do tell! I must have missed that day of soothsaying, er, I mean med school.
itsnikkisilly 0
Ever herd of the health department they give free rubbers could of saved u some time an pain
firefighter_mike 1
It's amazing the difference three letters can make...
FuzzyMittens 0
Merry Christmas!
bubbers 0
Dudes, if ya read a condom box, they say that condoms do not prevent std's...