Today, I went to Subway with my girlfriend. Just as the time came for her to pay, she went to the car to grab her purse. She didn't come back. I found a note on the windshield saying, "It's over." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML
Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML
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DreaminOfMusic 0
dude it's subway just pay for it and get over it. $5 footlongs duh!
urdirtyolduncle 15
Maybe it was because you couldn't give her a footlong?
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Comments (402)
fogrunner 13
Hi, sexists from the 1920s. I think women are allowed to make money nowadays.
soccer4life156 0
thats what you get for making her pay
mrsfiasco 0
u deserve it for not being able to pay at subway ya broke ass
emmiep1011 7
for some reason this makes me want to slap the OP in the face
grasshopper101 2
it's over because you didn't treat her like a lady....... next time PAY her way.....
cbz88 0
man where are your pants? women like to use us atms, not the other way around..
jess6blondie9 3
Wait? You made her pay for the food?
cptmorgan14 0
if I had to pay the bills I'd leave too
ldssoccer15 0
Hey dumb ass the girl never pays the bill!
paradiseisland01 0
why on earth wouldn't you not pay for your girlfriend sandwich at subway, no wonder she broke up with you, you sound like a cheap ass . Next time you want to impress a female buy there food for them even if it is lousy subway.