Today, I went to Subway with my girlfriend. Just as the time came for her to pay, she went to the car to grab her purse. She didn't come back. I found a note on the windshield saying, "It's over." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML
Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML
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Top comments
DreaminOfMusic 0
dude it's subway just pay for it and get over it. $5 footlongs duh!
urdirtyolduncle 15
Maybe it was because you couldn't give her a footlong?
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Comments (402)
PrincessesCrown 17
That's what you get for making her pay the bill.
XxAndyasphixiate 1
THAT. BLOWS. Sucks dude. I'm gonna sound dumb but i'm new to this so what does OP mean
bleedlikeagod 6
original poster
jvmockingbird 0
I'm sorry... what a bitch!
vballchck 0
she probably left because she was pissed that you didn't pay! isn't that one of the moat important things that a guy should remember?!?
trevor1393 3
Wait a second...did she eat her sandwich?
vgameson 0
she probably got tired of payin' for your broke ass
cnygard95 12
shes a bitch
structuredchaoz 4
Yea. Everyones thinking the same. Maybe she got sick of paying
bzett 0
Why were you making her pay in the first place? Real machure....
ChibiChibi_fml 28
It is actually mature being as woman have jobs and money same as men do. Why should a man pay all the time? I have paid for my boyfriend's meals just as many, if not more, times as he has paid. It would annoy the hell out of me if he insisted on paying all the time.
vbmg152 19
When it came time for her to pay? WTF? Y.D.I. Why was she paying?