Today, I went to Subway with my girlfriend. Just as the time came for her to pay, she went to the car to grab her purse. She didn't come back. I found a note on the windshield saying, "It's over." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML
Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML
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DreaminOfMusic 0
dude it's subway just pay for it and get over it. $5 footlongs duh!
urdirtyolduncle 15
Maybe it was because you couldn't give her a footlong?
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Comments (402)
JEHughes 13
if you can't buy a girl a footlong then you shouldn't be dating anyone until you work some things in your life. just saying.
Rwcrazy 0
Decided to re-word it to get attention, f'n loser.. Maybr wait a couple days before reposting the same thing
CSRozell 4
I hope she burns
gilleamb000 0
no wonder why she dumped you. pay the bill cheap ass it's only 5 bucks!!
kite1099 3
idk if you guys are smart at all if she's going to leave him because he didn't pay for HER food, she's a bitch anyways. there's such thing as chivalry but chivalry isn't mandatory, if it was then it wouldn't be chivalry.
tease 0
sky... your life sucks... by thinking this way!!! a 'man' should take care of his 'woman' and what is the best way of showing that?!! SPEND ALL THA MONEY on the laday!!! You gotta have a lil more respect for urself and self recognition!!! as for the host, u are definitely still an inexperienced boy that does not know how to handle nor understand the woman...
soprecious225 0
She was tired of paying for your lame butt!
donetsk1991 1
wow dude you totally deserve it!! no questions asked, if anything she shouldbhave dumped you a long time ago
nastyaames 0
thats what you get for beeing greedy ass. men pay for their women. she did a right thing.
katt_is_here 24
I think you should do a "right thing" by going back to school to learn grammar. Also, I think in this modern age that men and women should each pay half or take turns paying. Women can work now. That fact is probably a shock to such an educated man such as yourself, but it is true.
LesCDeal 6
The 'OMG you shoulda paid' comments on this FML really piss me off. I agree that sometimes us guys should pay, but sometimes the girl should step up too. Besides, it makes the girl feel like she's contributing. By the way, maybe there was more to the "date" than just Subway. Maybe they were going to have a picnic in the park. STOP ASSUMING! Heck, it doesn't even say it was a date. He just said that he "went to Subway" with her. They could have been together all day. Unless he was abusing her or cheating, this is a crappy way to dump someone. End of story.