Today, I went to Subway with my girlfriend. Just as the time came for her to pay, she went to the car to grab her purse. She didn't come back. I found a note on the windshield saying, "It's over." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML
Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML
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Top comments
DreaminOfMusic 0
dude it's subway just pay for it and get over it. $5 footlongs duh!
urdirtyolduncle 15
Maybe it was because you couldn't give her a footlong?
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Comments (402)
Smilez12 0
:O Wowzers* 1st off its a gentlemen who pays 2nd thats just jacked up how she did that. having no balls to tell u straight forward ejoles srry for wat went down.
Booker12 1
you got what you deserved douche bag! girls aren't supposed to pay! I swear there aren't any real gentlemen in this world anymore!
18pm 4
watta cheapo
chavkill 2
You know the whole women don't have to pay is born from women being only there for housework and production, A real woman offers to pay.
zdani 10
The guy must pay? If they're in a relationship then it's give and take. Having a bit of equality in the relationship doesn't mean the guy isn't a 'gentlemen'. You're all basically saying he needs to buy her love. Women can actually earn their own money and can buy their own things, they should be able to pay for their own food. I feel so sorry for the OP for being dumped in that stupid, immature way and also for having over 200 people say he deserves it. I also feel sorry for all these people having a misconception of how a relationship is meant to be. I would never expect that of someone I love.
GodofCarnage 10
+1
kitsune3 20
Amen, zdani. You took the words right out of my head there.
sinningkitten 2
maybe she left you cuz YOU didn't pay the bill.
lcocheerleader 0
I'm 13 and yesterday we had a sweet heart dance (mini prom) me and my boyfriend went eat at a steak house. I didn't even ask he just payed for me!!
kayvan 8
YDI for being so cheap that you make her pay for a meal when you go out. Learn the lesson and next time be a gentleman and pick up the tab.
qasimahsan93 4
From what we know from this FML, while what happened was sucky, I think OP deserved it by disregarding his gentlemanly duty. You should have AT LEAST offered to go get her purse from the car.
stevenmx86 8
Ydi for making her pay...