Today, I went to Subway with my girlfriend. Just as the time came for her to pay, she went to the car to grab her purse. She didn't come back. I found a note on the windshield saying, "It's over." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML
Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML
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DreaminOfMusic 0
dude it's subway just pay for it and get over it. $5 footlongs duh!
urdirtyolduncle 15
Maybe it was because you couldn't give her a footlong?
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Comments (402)
coolwhiplova 1
Whoa in a subway of all places to dump people!! :(
bomwigglesnatch 0
no wonder she left you, you made her pay the bill.
atakadd86 0
Why should she have to pay the bill? If you can't afford $10 dollars for a luch date, I wouldn't stick around either. I would be willing to pay my share, but the way you posted, you sound like a total douche.
atakadd86 0
And before anyone can jump me for making assumptions about relationships, I've seen a lot of proof that the equality argument has gone completely the other way. How many woman completely support their man? I did it for six years, even when he had a job, I payed everything and he did nothing.
shelbykay25 0
that sucks...but why was SHE paying?
shelbykay25 0
you know, then again, my boyfriend always pays for things, and every now and then I beg him to pay, or I'll hide his wallet for a short while so I can pay. and sometimes when he has no more money, I have to beg him to let me pay. idk your situation. in a way it sounds like it was nbd that she was paying and that she does it all the time. but then again, you can only post so many characters on fml posts so that could be why there were no details. it wasn't your fault. if the girl was so low as to do that, you deserve better!
shawn_11 0
haha, dumbass!!!
carlyisamazin143 4
dude u kni the guy is supposed to pay right?
AZUMIKKEL 3
That's sexist you douchebag.
dereksmalls1985 7
there's nothing wrong with having the girl pay every now and then... it's called living in the 21st century! And, she's a bitch. you can do much better
dereksmalls1985 7
oh, and bitchy teen girls need to grow up. Just because mommy and daddy dote on you doesn't mean a guy will. believe it or not, there are intelligent people out there who can see through your bullshit behavior.
Skinny_Girl 0
wait yew got a bill? we have to pay fir it BEFORE we eat the sandwich
abbyquiet 3
oooh fancy subway.