Today, I went to Subway with my girlfriend. Just as the time came for her to pay, she went to the car to grab her purse. She didn't come back. I found a note on the windshield saying, "It's over." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML
Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML
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DreaminOfMusic 0
dude it's subway just pay for it and get over it. $5 footlongs duh!
urdirtyolduncle 15
Maybe it was because you couldn't give her a footlong?
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Comments (402)
JenL_fml 7
OP, that was a dirty way to end a relationship, and no one should be put through that kind of thing. We don't know the dynamics of your relationship or how you two got along, but she should have still told you face to face, or AT LEAST on the phone or something. FYL. Why don't you guys lay off of OP about not paying the bill? You don't know why the girlfriend was paying, and frankly, in a relationship, there is nothing wrong with a female sometimes spending money on her boyfriend.
LolMoqz 10
maybe she took the trip to subway wrong. maybe she thought you were suggesting a diet.
Chetcarrion 0
You ****** idiot! You should never make the girl pay. Ass hole.
Jibjib63 0
why were you letting her pay for it? you should have been the one paying!
bossybella 0
good, you broke ass!
rsanchez1185 0
that's hard to believe, if it's true then you totally deserve it for not being able to recognize how crappy she was before hand.
ladylora 2
Aww so sorry..maybe she grew tired of that 12 inch?? Silly girl!
JokerJohn7 0
well you better have a good excuse for not paying
timetogrowup 0
Pull your own weight next time. Someone that constantly mooches is a turnoff.
biker827675 0
u were going to make her pay. I think i found the source of the breakup