Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my son's school soccer game. Unfortunately, I couldn't get excited about it because my idiot son kept diving the moment anyone so much as breathed on him. It eventually earned him a penalty shot that won him the game. I was so ashamed, I snuck out to avoid being seen with him. FML
Today, I was at a soccer game when some guys walking behind me yelled that I had a nice ass. I then heard someone shout, "Hey, assholes. That's my daughter." He yelled at them for quite a while. He wasn't my dad, just some weird dude. FML
Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML
Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML
Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML
Today, I went to my son's high school play. The moment I arrived at the auditorium, I shouted out his name to let him know I made it. Thinking I was a student, a teacher yelled, "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!" Scared out of my mind, I quickly obeyed, to mass giggling from the kids. FML
Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML
Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML
Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML
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Imagril 0
How old is that kid? seriously he needs some sense of respect kicked into him
suckstobeyou3 0
Ground that little brat for being an asshole.
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Comments (311)
x_eyebrows 0
Aww! That's sad. Your son obviously doesn't appreciate a mom who loves and cheers for him!
YOULLNEVERKNOWW1 0
still.
SoulRebelSquish 0
Smother the little piece of shit in his sleep. This is why ill never have kids
KawaiiRoxas 0
:O If that were my kid, he'd be grounded! XD Damn, that sucks.
Andy_King 0
oh god you deserve this one for embarassing him, seriously whenever i would play a game or something and my mom does this i just stop playing or trying or anything. overprotective mothers raise kids with problems. my mother sheltered me too much and i ended up hating life for 3 years because of it. just chill and let the kid play in peace.
berlinORbust45 0
are half the ppl that post FML's on this site fat ugly women?
JohnFR33M4N 0
god your out of touch. your getting old and embarrising the poor kid. he didnt actually mean it but he didnt want his friends knowing his mom screams and cheers him on so obnoxiously. geez
fyoulife 0
bahahahhahaha sucks
roads 3
Yeah you probably shouldn't have been cheering so loudly. Like there is a reason why I don't tell my mom about things she would find important. It's so she won't come and cause a scene like this. And yeah just because he called her fat doesnt mean she's actually fat. Just means he was pissed off and embarrassed.
Stay_beautiful 0
Then don't embarass the kid like that. It's great to be supportive, but excessive cheering is just creepy for everyone. If he's calling you fat, then loose some weight.