Today, my grandma and I were watching the Ranger's playoff game. As Henrik Lundqvist received a standing ovation from the crowd after blocking 38 shots, she says to me, "Check out his equipment!" My 80-year old grandma just commented on Henrik Lundqvist's package. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the Kings Avalanche game in Denver. Anže Kopitar scored a hat trick and people threw hats in. Someone ripped my own hat off my head and tossed it on the ice. It was a gift from my dead grandparents with my name stitched onto it. I’ve had it for 15 years. FML
Today, my grandma and I went to visit one of her friends. The elderly gentleman told me I'd grown into a very beautiful young woman, to which my grandma replied, "Have you started in on the sherry early this evening, Henry?" FML
Today, my family was watching a football game and kept mentioning their team's quarterback's name and, as I'm not a football fan by any means, asked them who this was. My grandma then turned to me and said, "This is why you don't have a boyfriend." FML
Today, I saw my grandma for the first time since I got new glasses. Wanting to be different, I got crystal colored ones instead of black. She said, "Thank God. You looked so dorky with your giant nerd glasses!" Love you too, grandma. FML
Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML
Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a V-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year-old grandma. FML
Today, I went to a hockey game. While warm-ups were happening, my favourite player pointed at me and tossed me a puck. It bounced off my hand into another girl's, who was a fan of the other team. She refused to give it back, then walked away and said, "I can't wait to sell this on eBay." FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML
Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML
Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
thisismyname_fml 1
FYL for being a rangers fan. good luck trying to get past boston.
stupid_idiot 0
or she was talking about his goddamn hockey equipment. you're retarded
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (186)
str8upmobbin 0
so... just cuz shes old doesnt make her not a woman
thisismyname_fml 1
FYL for being a rangers fan. good luck trying to get past boston.
noha_fml 0
what so now old people arent allowed to check people out. I fail to see how this is an FML in anyway at all
clumsylittleme 11
I think this is an FML only because it's OP's grandmother and they find it a little gross, not because she is old but because the person they have known forever is checking someone out. Wouldn't you find it disturbing to hear someone like that say that?? Just saying here.
hk_fml 9
xD Eww. That's a little awkward, but I'd just laugh and go along with it at least Henrik Lundqvist is semi-attractive
stupid_idiot 0
or she was talking about his goddamn hockey equipment. you're retarded
picabo889 11
thats exactly what i was thinking. op is dumb
meglit702 0
I was thinking tht too
cmonbru 0
ur wear a life is good hat nuff said ur gay. if ur not a guy then wtf u look like one so gtfo
flipfloperson 5
Does the first part of the above comment make sense to anyone?
cadillacgal79 32
185-I believe it's trying to communicate.
deplorableworld 0
Be confident that you will have good eyesight at her age. Or, hopefully, anyways.
airandfingers 0
I was going to ask what sport this is, but #5 seems to have pointed out that it's hockey.. So I'd infer that Henrik is the Rangers' goalie.. But wait, don't they wear huge suits when they're the goalie? How could your grandma check out his package?
Jcsati8 0
Hockey goalies wear a cup anyway, so the "equipment" thing shouldn't mean much.
jcb113 0
equipment =huge pads, blocker, glove...and he definitely wears a cup. even if that weren't the case, king henrik is a stud!
fuckmyl1f333 0
What #5 said...