Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML
Today, I went to a baseball game with my wife. During intermission, the kiss cam chose my wife and me. So, what do you expect, I kissed her, but she decided to slap me and pretend she didn't know me. FML
Today, while at a football game, I had my arm around my girlfriend. We were really close and I was just about to kiss her when suddenly her phone rang. It was her dad, telling her he's watching. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got put on the Kiss cam at a baseball game. Instead of kissing me, he grabbed my boobs and got the biggest round of applause I have heard in my life. FML
Today, I went to a Dodger game with my crush. Between innings, the "Kiss cam" came up on the big screen. The camera happened to land on us, and when my crush saw us on the screen, he leaned away from me and buried his face in his hands. Everyone saw, and sympathetically said "Awww." FML
Today, I went to the Giants game. During the seventh inning stretch, they showed me on the jumbotron. It was just in time for the entire stadium to see me pull a tampon out of my purse. FML
Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML
Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody clapped. FML
Today, my dad was completely engrossed in a football game on TV, so, trying to be cute and funny, my mom flashed him. He didn't notice, but I did. FML
Today, the guy that I like took me on to the Cavaliers game. At the game, on the jumbotron they do a thing where they show couples and have them kiss, the camera goes on to us and as I go into kiss him, he turns and says, "Not in this lifetime". The entire stadium got to see me get rejected. FML
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roxysoxy 0
did u?
EvanAGD 7
Should've act like you didn't notice and went to the bathroom
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Comments (83)
roxysoxy 0
did u?
XxHoPPoxX 8
STICK IT IN!!!!!
cudi504 4
Be happy you got a MILF
chlorinegreen 27
It's called kiss cam not makeout cam. Just give your mom a big wet one on the cheek and laugh like everyone one else who's having a good time.
zachherbert 10
Put the lotion on the skin, unless you want the hose again!
lovejdbieber 0
haha I was thinking the exact same thing, did he?
zbajis 7
Are you too old to kiss your mom now?
faithxoxox 1
31- Are you too old to kiss your grandma? I want grandma cookies.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Today, I was at a football game with my son, when we appeared on the kiss cam. I was just going to give him a peck on the cheek. He grabbed my head and slipped me some tongue. It was the most action I've gotten in years. FML
X3liteXHunterX 12
Gross dude.
skatingalyy 0
43- not gonna lie that's kinda disturbing :/ lmao
ThreeSheetsGone 12
What's worse, 55? The fact that OP has an Oedipus Complex or the fact that I had to fill in the blanks for the less imaginative crowd? Note: I know that nowhere in the FML was anything said about an Oedipus complex, so don't go up in arms. I'm only kidding.
MyEpicDemise 7
Hopefully, you and your Mom did not continue the action once you two got home after the game.
Georgieeporgiee 9
43- you're joking right?
mariama112 4
Spongebob!
AsiaRoxxUrSoxx 9
How old is your son?!?
YouAdoreMe 0
just peck her on the cheek
lovertolover 4
That would've been my comment too. And I'm sure everyone else's had you not been the first.
cIickhere 5
Ohhhh isn't that sweet!!!
airforce987 20
Haha, for some reason I read this at first and thought "Kiss cam" somehow related to the band KISS, and I was like wtf what do they do on a KISS cam, air guitar? lol
brianjman14 23
Dude, I just woke up, and I thought it said "my 'kiss' appeared on the Jumbotron." I was like WTF?
EvanAGD 7
Should've act like you didn't notice and went to the bathroom
kickazz16 15
Haha win! Epic :)
herpitydurteedur 0
Nobody said they had to like romantically kiss eachother. She couldve just leaned over and gotten a motherly peck on the forehead from mom. (I went to put the punctuation for couldve but I can't remember where the apostrophe goes =_=. I'm so ashamed)
roxysoxy 0
could've ;)
herpitydurteedur 0
Thanks :)
bitchslapped22 14
At least you didn't say 'could of' :)
mclaren4 3
Could 'have' not of
herpitydurteedur 0
Well could have would be the same thing as could've but could of is just plain wrong. If I ever wrote that I'd kick myself in the face.
rooneyroo 0
Why would you guys downvote mclaren4 and upvote
heyitsme0123 6
A kiss on the cheek would suffice.
Bree12345 15
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
between the d and the v
TheFlyingMan 8
What?
BehindU 5
She's talking about the previus comment.
BehindU 5
previous *
Wheredidgrungego 12
NO! NO MORE WINCEST!
manic_maniac11 13
Wincest? This isn't a Supernatural related fml lol
captainhooba 0
Spiderman took care of that a while ago
pauley317 0
Supernatural. BEST. SHOW. EVER!!!
Enigmax2514 7
Awkwardddd
Enigmax2514 7
Unless you kissed her on the cheek
you_and_me_fml 8
Its really not that bad.. Give her a nice kiss on the cheek and the camera would have moved on. Unless people start chanting for more.. Then yeah, that would be awkward
StopDropNRoll 11
Any chance there was a really hot chick your mother could have switched seats with in a 3 seat radius? That would work =P
NippsSlipps 10
Did you give ur mom a kiss on the cheek???
YurTriniFantasy 1
It's your mother... just give her a kiss on the cheek!
syfool 4
Thats what I was thinking, not a big deal.