Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my son's school soccer game. Unfortunately, I couldn't get excited about it because my idiot son kept diving the moment anyone so much as breathed on him. It eventually earned him a penalty shot that won him the game. I was so ashamed, I snuck out to avoid being seen with him. FML
Today, I was at a soccer game when some guys walking behind me yelled that I had a nice ass. I then heard someone shout, "Hey, assholes. That's my daughter." He yelled at them for quite a while. He wasn't my dad, just some weird dude. FML
Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML
Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML
Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML
Today, I went to my son's high school play. The moment I arrived at the auditorium, I shouted out his name to let him know I made it. Thinking I was a student, a teacher yelled, "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!" Scared out of my mind, I quickly obeyed, to mass giggling from the kids. FML
Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML
Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML
Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML
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Imagril 0
How old is that kid? seriously he needs some sense of respect kicked into him
suckstobeyou3 0
Ground that little brat for being an asshole.
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ben037 0
how would you be able to hear a whisper on a video? i really dont see how this would work
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
#32: His Dad was probably on the other end taping his kid in a closer range. You could probably hear what he was saying on the tape, just not from where the mother was standing.
rednals 0
today i was at a soccer game and this woman is seriously stalking me, i mean she is everywhere at my school at my house... she was screaming at me so i told my friend it was just some fat bich FML
palmtrees 1
#32 I think she was able to HEAR the comment on the tape, not somehow read it. And I agree with all of the comments that suggest you talk to your son - yes, he may have been embarassed and you probably will want to tone down your behavior at future games. That being said, his comment was completely inappropriate. Kids test boundaries to figure out what is and is not appropriate behavior; it's your job as a parent to let him know what the boundaries are.
Meowff 0
You people shut the hell up about her being fat. Does it say she's actually fat? NO!!!! If I were you, I'd sit down with him and smile and ask him what he said to his friend. If he lied, I'd start yelling and tell him that I know what he really said and I'd ground him. He doesn't need to be disrespecting you like that. Doesn't matter if you embarrassed him, even if my mom did that at MY age, and someone asked how it was, and if it was my CRUSH, I'd still say, Oh that's my mom, isn't she embarrassing? Not what he said, that was plain terrible. Don't raise him like that, whoop his ass.
pyrotechnicality 0
I think you need to ground that child. That's just plain disrespect. Sure, you might have embarrassed him, but that was not the proper way to respond to a situation like that. Not even I would disrespect my mother like that.
Taylorlake 0
LOL.
greenman_fml 0
Looks like somebody deserves the whip. Teach him some respect. Then gain more weight to spite him.
reetah 0
whoa. I'd be happy if my parents even WENT to my games, let alone cheer for me. you go for being a supportive mom! and weight doesn't matter as long as you are HEALTHY. that's the most important thing. so don't let any of those insulting comments get to you. and wow, respect much? maybe you need to start teaching your son some manners...
xRUINERx 0
wellll if you lost weight he would of just said "i dont know some bitch." thats still disrespectful though.