Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
Today, my son was crying because he wanted his daddy, and he asked when he can see him. I had no idea what to say, given his dad left us in the middle of the night last year, now lives in another country, and told me he never wants to see us again. FML
Today, a woman came up to me and sheepishly asked if my son is single. He's not my son, he's my boyfriend. FML
Who even are you?
Today, I found out that my boyfriend didn't have a son that died in a car accident. He's never even had any kids. FML
Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML
Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad, "What's up?" He casually replied, "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML
Breaking
Today, my mom told me that she had great news: we were going to meet my biological parents. I didn't know I was adopted. FML
Today, I met my son for the first time since I had to put him up for adoption over two decades ago. I wanted to make amends and get to know him. Instead, all I got to know was how well he can throw a punch. FML
Top comments
allmidnighteyes 11
Dad, look! I'm your son! Son... I am disappoint.
spyderman2190 0
that kinda sux, but this shouldnt be an FML, if anything your life is prolly alot more blessed, quit being a man ***** and this prolly wont happen again
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allmidnighteyes 11
Dad, look! I'm your son! Son... I am disappoint.
AlexZB 0
F your sons life
DameGreyWulf 1
Agreed with 94. F both your lives. That's just too sad.
pu13 5
what a quagmire moment lol that was hillarious
kaileighbutt 0
ydi for being a man *****
whohasanaccount 2
Don't be silly wrap your willy.
lizzzie_fml 0
Doesn't have to be an FML. 'The first day of the rest of your life' and all that crap.
allmidnighteyes 11
This is the first day of my life... swear my son's there right in the doorway. I got a call from the mom, and suddenly everything changed. He's begging... meeee for money. /cheesy Bright Eyes stuff
shannondotjpeg 0
#7 ROFL hahahah. i bet the OP is glad that they didn't die before they met her son.
nazooer 11
@7, still geekish as ever, i see.
SeeYouNTee 0
indeed he is, anyone read his page lately?
spyderman2190 0
that kinda sux, but this shouldnt be an FML, if anything your life is prolly alot more blessed, quit being a man ***** and this prolly wont happen again
neonokku 0
finding out you had a kid and a responsibility isnt exactly a bless at first
inferno11 0
wow OP sux at the pull and pray
LemonadePink 0
Did he just ring your doorbell and say "Hey, I'm your son." Or something? How did you meet? You left this so open-ended, how did you meet!??!?!?
flufee2 27
Lol just like that movie with the rock! The game plan " hey I'm your daughter" hahahah
ILIEKGIRLS 5
i hate it when that happens.
Rach_star 0
lol
Jdeluxh 12
It would be a lot weirder if OP was a woman.
Luckster 0
Over 18? Not yer problem. Under? The woman's gonna totally screw you over with child support suits.
kukopia 0
Gee.. sorta like what he did to her, only she won't be walkin away for about 17 yrs. Karma's a b!otch You planted your seed, now the moms harvesting greed.
damnrosi 0
this is very much an FML, he just met the kid, so chances are the kid was introduced for a reason (so that the mother can get money out of him), and who knows, the girl may have wanted to get pregnant, she may have purposely used defective condoms, lied to him about being on the pill or having got the shot. Or maybe the condom broke and she said that she would go get plan B but never did. I know a lot of girls (sadly) who purposly get pregnant to collect money (both from the father, and cuz you can also collect from the provence (not sure about the states)). why does everyone always blame the guy? its half the girls fault too, in fact more so because she should have taken more precautions because its her body (and before anyone starts calling me sexist, im not, im a girl, i just believe in equal rights, and always blaming guys for mistakes that are partially ours is not equal.)
Waxy5 2
Finally a girl that thinks like you! I love you damnrosi lol
DameGreyWulf 1
My cousin's "girlfriend" got preggers on purpose. You know she did. All she does is... nothing. She trapped him, and is now leeching off of him and my grandmother (he lives with her). It's sickening... she still SMOKES too. She dared to ask my mother to borrow her wedding dress. I certainly immediately thought the stupid bimbo the OP sorrowfully banged at least withheld information from him for some time. That's completely unfair to him and to the son. I don't know what makes people do such sick shit.
jerylann 0
heyy ughm how bout you learn to effin spell.. its gayy when you cant understand what people are sayin cuase theyre too stupid to spell things the right way...
SeeYouNTee 0
I think I'll ignore that little mix up u had there
Seegtease 0
This can't be rated as an FML without more information. This is just so... anything.
perdix 31
TLI! Too little information. Is this kid 2 years old or 40? Does he want money or just a hug? Is his mother any ol' ho, or was she your ex-wife (or current wife)? Is he hanging out with that pedophile, Obi-Wan Kenobi, while you're trying to run an Empire? Do you remember the sex? That's the good part for most guys (a few of us like being dads, but we still like sex a lot, too!) Spill it, dude, so we can properly bash you.
youEQUALtosser 0
I want to say YDI...
bigcrazymike 6
Nobody deserves to have a woman not tell you that she is giving birth to your child. He was robbed of seeing his son grow up, and so much more. Don't you guys get it?!
Witchcraft_fml 5
Well, now you do. :] Now tell him to shut the **** up and do his homework! No cookies before supper, either.
IamSpartacus 0
And, and bed time is 9:00 pm!
Luckster 0
9 PM? Damn, kids are spoiled these days! I had to be in bed by 7:30 P.M. when I was a kid, up until I was in middle school. Then bed time was 8:00 P.M.
KatieGoesRawrr 0
well.. it takes me about 5 or 6hrs to do hw and assignments plus i have to do other stuff such as dinner shower etc. so.. that makes sense I get home @ 4:30- 5 and go to bed @ around 10-11.. I have to get up @ 6:30.. I wish i could go to bed earlier.. so i don't think I'm as lucky as kids who get to go to bed @8 or 9 and I'm only in grade 8.. it's gonna be even worse in my later years. :/
Peroxide 3
Hang on katie, let me get a pen and some paper so I can write that down. The internet makes stalking so easy.
TenebrificTurtle 0
Perhaps, as a 13 year old girl, listing that you are an eighth grader from Brisbane would not be the best idea. I suggest not putting your full birthday and your town.
bballboy91 0
When I was lucky as a kid, my parents would let me and my brothers stay up to 9h to watch the end of....... DRAGONBALL Z!!!
jennbozett 5
My bed time all through school was supposed to be at around 8, but I always ended up going to sleep at 10... So I guess I was spoiled?
brendiz 0
Are you sure hes your son? I say take em to Maury, I'm sure theres at least 10 other guys involved
Peroxide 3
If you'r taking it to Maury make sure you take some dancing lessons before the show. It's customary for the guy when he finds out he isn't the father to break out into dance.
allmidnighteyes 11
that is my favorite .gif ever. it is even better when a mario hat and goombas are photoshopped into it.