Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during a soccer game, some utter moron got the bright idea of trying to score a goal from his side of the field. I sarcastically made a big show of just barely stopping the ball, and nailed it off to the side. The ball hit a kid so hard in the head that he had to go to the hospital. FML
Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody clapped. FML
Today, I was about to kiss my boyfriend in a courtyard when a soccer ball hit me in the head, hard. My boyfriend remarked that it made a "hollow sound" when it hit me. FML
Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML
Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML
Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML
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Top comments
Smurphy121 23
Even if he hadn't split his head you shouldn't have done that.
ObsidianDrone 8
Well that was ground breaking
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nominaski 25
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
sucks for both of you
XxDanno316xX 27
He's an asshole for doing that. You're one also for thinking it sucks for him to be boo'd for it
klorehore 24
The only thing that sucks for op is him being stuck with his judgemental and consescending personality which makes him act like such a turd towards others.
aimbug 42
Only for the guy that fell. Op deserved it.
nominaski 25
*gasp!* thank you so much for making me feel good for trying to be the ******* Switzerland. I regret to inform you that it's not making me feel any better from my already crappy day. Please try again as soon as you read this. PEACE! *walks out while crying like a little girl*
christinamarie17 29
You're irritating; I'm sure no one here is upset that you're leaving. Please don't come back.
nominaski 25
*sings-songs* I'm singing in the rain, I'm singing in the rain . . .
Rkikkas9713 25
You're acting like a child. Grow up.
christinamarie17 29
Dammit man I told you not to come back. And for the record, the correct term is "singsong". Not sings-songs.
sturschaedel 27
OP is a bully. He deserves every look he got times ten. I sure would cheer for the girlfriend if she decided to dump him over that. If he acts like that around her family, imagine what he probably did to his classmates.
sturschaedel 27
45, Switzerland gets enough heat for being totally blasé about everything that happens around them. Like currently where they don't take any asylum seekers when every country around them has more than they can deal with. At least Switzerland is not whining about people being angry about it.
xx000o 27
Still sounds like you are the idiot.
leogachi 15
@45 If you don't want people to give you shit when you're already having a crappy day, then don't post things that make you sound like a dick.
KittyHawkMarch 29
I once kicked a ball that went way to far and off course so that it nailed some poor little kid off field in the head. I too got many looks for my soccer mishap.
KittyHawkMarch 29
Sorry, I just felt like telling a story. Hope some of you are entertained.
Lalala579121 28
I once kicked a ball directly into someone's face just a few feet away from me.
MrSassypants 34
I once kicked a ball and it didn't hit anybody.... I don't have any interesting stories to tell, just stories.
brenton490 19
I once kicked a soccer ball in other teams face who was wearing glasses . I was then terminated from the tournament for unsportsmanship conduct . That was a accident as well.
aimbug 42
I once took a baseball to the face. Not my favourite memory.
countryb_cth 38
When I was little I got hit in the face with a soccer ball so hard I actually flew backwards. I actually continued to play after.
poostickles 14
I once kicked a ball to my brother, it hit his foot and rebounded into his face, knocking him to the ground.
DoomedGemini 38
I got hit by a soccer ball to the stomach kicked by the goalie.
klutz44 28
I once kicked a soccer ball and it hit my coach in the crotch. I was mortified.
Setareh23 34
While playing soccer-baseball, I went to kick the ball but ended up kicking the big-ass wooden base instead. Hurt like hell, glad I didn't break my toe. Another time I scored on my own hockey net, and another time before that I gave my badminton partner a black eye while playing doubles. So many more stories where that came from. Needless to say, sports and I are not great friends.
sturschaedel 27
I once kicked a soccer ball that accidentally hit another girl in the stomach. She then stumbled to the side of the field and threw up. I had to sit out for the rest of the game.
Mauskau 36
I saved a goal with my boobs. That was the only time I've managed to do well at football(soccer).
ToxicPlatypus 3
I once bounced an eraser off my teacher's ass by accident. That's about the closest I can get to relevant because I didn't play sports at all.
Smurphy121 23
Even if he hadn't split his head you shouldn't have done that.
alexanderavatar 24
that is pretty funny buy op don't act like people are glaring at you unreasonably because you said that kid was shit
cristy91 33
Yup #3, especially considering this was a game organized by his girlfriend's family. These are people playing for fun and accidents happen. Being totally mean like that won't get you too far, OP
dramaelf 37
Yeah, you're supposed to make sure they're not injured before you laugh at them, at least.
CallMeWindSock 24
Being from Germany, where soccer is an unavoidable cultural aspect, I can't really seem to understand your comment, #3. Not being able to kick a soccer ball is like not being able to walk. I mean, you don't see people missing the area they were trying to place their next step.
ObsidianDrone 8
Well that was ground breaking
Nathan_Henry 15
Don't you mean skull breaking
stingray112 24
Lol. Not sure why you thought that was acceptable
clairelaliberte 16
Oh, absolutely mind-blowing.
ObsidianDrone 8
Cmon he pretty much fell into that one.
band_geek 18
Even my church's Women Flag Football team knows better than to clap when someone falls. And at least half our coaches' positions are filled with guys that are real stupid, but not as stupid as you to go clapping but actually check on the players BEFORE laughing about it if nothing too serious. So, yeah, you deserved it.
aimbug 42
I'd say F his life!
theorangecurls 18
I see where you're coming from op but it still probably wasn't the best idea to do that even if he was ok...
itsalanis 25
How inconsiderate to be doing that. Like what was said before, even if that serious stuff didn't happen, it would be shameful to humiliate someone in front of a crowd like that.
rainbowsRlove 15
you shouldnt laugh at someones misfortune. looks really bad but I guess you now figured that out.
meli1195 31
except people post the fmls for the entertainment of people with the FML app.
leogachi 15
@47 People post their stories to the website to get sympathy for themselves.
DanCastellaneta 17
The point is this app is schadenfreude so I don't know what you're trying to prove
MegasaurusRex89 28
Especially considering you were with your girlfriend's family, you should've had better sense and tact than to do that.