Today, after months of planning, I finally got my first tattoo: my cat's paw print. I love it so I showed my friends pictures. One said it looks like poop and the other said it looks like I have a disease. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got a tattoo of an alchemy symbol that I've wanted for years. I also found out later that symbol stands for urine. FML
Today, I was looking at tattoos and fell in love with a really cool looking one, so I decided to get it. I later showed it to a friend who is a cop. He informed me that it is a gang tattoo. I think I just put a target on my ankle. FML
Today, I was getting my first tattoo done. My parents told me it was a bad idea. My friends' parents told me it was a bad idea. I told them that people get tattoos done all the time and nothing goes wrong. Fifty minutes into the tattoo on my back, the artist said, "Oh shit, shit, shit. We can fix this." FML
Today, I showed off my new tattoo to my friends. Too bad it says "Walk Earless" now instead of "Walk Fearless." That's right, I'm now supporting Van Gogh. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, I showed my aunt and mother my tattoo. They both burst out laughing. FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend the new tattoo of a butterfly that I'd gotten on my lower back. He said, "It looks like it's flying when your rolls jiggle." FML
Today, I'm going to get my first tattoo. Too bad it's inside my colon so the surgeon can mark the section to remove. FML
Today, I went to get my hair cut. My stylist had the greatest tattoo of a rat on her arm. I spent the whole appointment thinking about how cool the tattoo was, and what an interesting person she must be to choose such a thing. So I complimented her on it and she said, "Oh it's a wolf." FML
Today, I went to a tattoo artist to get what I thought would be really cute, elegant finger tattoos. I left with wobbly, blobby messes all over my fingers. FML
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indienerdgirl 27
Since we don't know what it looks like I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt assume it looks fine. So in that case don't give a **** what they think. It holds a special meaning for you and as long as you love it everyone else's opinion about it means Jack shit.
Kitten1568 1
I feel your pain. I have a tattoo that means a lot to me. It's a drawing that my BF made for me many years ago. It's his version of kind of an abstract/surrealist heart. My aunt insists on telling me it looks like a uterus and fallopian tubes every time she sees it. It hurts. You've said it a dozen times, now STFU!
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Inkoseh 33
I mean, after months of planning, was the preliminary sketch even shown to your friends? I'd have hoped they would have told you then before it became permanent! Unless your artist didn't do a good job.
indienerdgirl 27
Since we don't know what it looks like I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt assume it looks fine. So in that case don't give a **** what they think. It holds a special meaning for you and as long as you love it everyone else's opinion about it means Jack shit.
RichardPencil 32
Sounds like that tattoo will be a source of permanent regerts.
Lalala579121 28
No ragrets.
Kitten1568 1
I feel your pain. I have a tattoo that means a lot to me. It's a drawing that my BF made for me many years ago. It's his version of kind of an abstract/surrealist heart. My aunt insists on telling me it looks like a uterus and fallopian tubes every time she sees it. It hurts. You've said it a dozen times, now STFU!
boopingsnoot 25
Give it a few weeks to heal. If it still looks like turd, find a different artist to fix.
real life problems 26
Advice for future tattoos and anyone looking to get one: never care what others think about your tattoo. You got it for you because it means something to you. Not them.
WHSKitty4ever 23
Let me see a pic of the tat. I’ll be the judge.