Today, I went to my father for advice. I've been seeing a wonderful girl for the past month, and I feel terrible about it, because I already have a girlfriend. He said "Kill yourself" and that if I "can't even do that right" then to get out of his house, because he disowns me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No. Now get out of my house." FML
Today, I confided to my dad that since the recent breakup with my boyfriend of 3 months, I feel down all the time and life doesn't feel worth living anymore. His loving advice was for me to "grow the fuck up and get your sentimental head out of la-la land." FML
Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Today, I found out why my dad doesn't want my girlfriend coming to our house anymore. Apparently, her dad used to bully him a lot during high school and he's never gotten over it. He's threatened to disown me if she comes back over here. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at a dinner with our two families. Not only did she flatly reject me, my dad said, "Good call. He's not ready." FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Today, my girlfriend's father sent me a text message that simply stated "You ruined my relationship with my daughter." I wanted to ask him for his blessing to marry his daughter. FML
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CammyGal 26
You wouldn't have this problem if you hadn't cheated in the first. F your girlfriend's life for being led on by a cheating bastard.
mangoboy1 19
Forget him and choose one girl or the other don't try dating both because that will never work out.
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coldstar 15
YDI but also FYL, since it's a tricky situation and at least you've realised that you're doing something inappropriate. I would suggest you think carefully about which girl means more to you, then choose that one. As tempting as it can be to have multiple partners, if those partners believe in monogamy it's just never going to work out. I do have some sympathy for your predicament though. Personally I'm not monogamous and neither are any of my partners, and none of us have ever seen the point of monogamy. There are so many great people out there that it just seems pointless in our opinions to just restrict ourselves to just one partner. I mean, you can love more than one parent, more than one sibling, more than one child and more than one friend, but when you love more than one mate/sexual partner suddenly society thinks you're immoral and disloyal. It makes absolutely no sense in my opinion, but unfortunately if you want to be with someone who does believe in monogamy, you'll have to go along with their beliefs or else live a lie and constantly have to deceive them when you see other people.
Elfkid21 19
simple solution; DONT F*CK*NG CHEAT!! Go for the second girl you "fell in love with."
reymon8823 24
Wow that's all i have to say about you you're a pig be faithful to one girl damn how hard is that
chosha_fml 27
You're a douche for cheating, but I don't think you deserved that.
MandySkittles 18
If you really cared about your girlfriend you never would have fallen for the second girl in the first place. Now be a man and end things with your gf, since you're obviously just using her as backup. She doesn't deserve to be treated like that.
brandoneyez1 25
You have to choose who you want more... I choose which one won't cut ur balls!
skinnybyotch 16
You sit are an asshat for cheating on your girlfriend in the first place, maybe your father went a little extreme in telling you to kill yourself however I can see why he would be mad
skinnybyotch 16
Sir* sorry stupid qwerty keyboards
kpc2424 13
I wouldn't disown my son, but I'd in very certain words tell him how strongly I disapprove and I'm sure his two gf's would too!
askingandy 23
Posting this on here is probably the worst idea you've had since cheating. You know that these comments are just going to be endless hate and make you feel worse, right? Go break up with one of them in person and be honest about the situation so she can punch you in the face. You deserve this, but you definitely shouldn't kill yourself. You can't be all bad because at least feel horrible about cheating; there are people out there who have no regrets at all about these things.
AGuyNamedI 7
I like your father.