Today, I went on a first date with my crush. Right before the date, I noticed a monstrous pimple in the middle of my forehead. I covered it with make-up, but it was still visible. The guy spent the whole evening laughing at me and telling me that I look like an unicorn. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML
Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I really like. Halfway through dinner, I noticed my mascara was smudging, so I tried to discreetly wipe it off with my napkin. As I looked up, my date was staring at me with wide eyes. Apparently, I had smeared it all over my face and I looked like a raccoon. He didn’t even offer to help me fix it, just smirked. FML
Today, I decided to clean my face of unwanted visitors, and spent my shower popping the pimples on my cheeks. Twenty minutes later, I remembered that I was showering ahead of a date with my girlfriend. My cheeks now look like the crater-filled surface of Mars. FML
Today, I rushed out of the bathroom with toothpaste smeared all over my chin and cheek. I was so anxious about going on a date that I didn’t realize this until said date pointed it out halfway through dinner. FML
Today, I have a second date with someone I like. Usually, I have a minor acne problem, but this week I've had four of them. FML
Today, I had a job interview. The night before, I'd noticed a small pimple forming on my chin and did everything I could to make it go away. During the interview, I couldn’t focus on anything except the giant pimple that had sprouted on my forehead. I spent the entire time trying to keep my fringe in front of it. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML
Today, my brother and his girlfriend got married. I got a pretty bad pimple on my nose not long before, and I'd tried to pop it. It turned into a really bad scab instead, so I put makeup on it. I didn't notice until after the wedding that the makeup made the scab look badly infected. FML
Today, I used a new face mask that claimed it would make my skin glow. I must have missed the part about testing for allergies. My “glow” turned into a bright red rash overnight, just in time for a first date. FML
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IAmMe204 25
Sorry to hear that OP, but if he is that inconsiderate and is willing to make fun of something that is a completely natural process, maybe he doesn't deserve you.
trulypar 34
At least he wasn't staring at your boobs...sorry OP.
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IAmMe204 25
Sorry to hear that OP, but if he is that inconsiderate and is willing to make fun of something that is a completely natural process, maybe he doesn't deserve you.
Jowisee 29
He sounds like a completely insensitive child. Not so much of a crush now I assume?
A07 48
I think you meant to ask "don't you mean ex crush?"
michaelaranda 28
Considering that this is ops crush, op might have had a few conversations with him before the date and ops crush might just think this was just friendly banter. Of course, if ops crush was doing this mean spirited, then that totally sucks and sorry op.
733yoda_fml 19
A unicorn
MidnaLink 35
Or just unnoticed typos on a keyboard…
JustinJK 21
This reminds of an argument I had with my friend over whether it's "an fml" or "a fml". I still think it's an fml.
NonoMeow 18
I say it's a fml. Meh.
PePziNL 20
You pronounce it "Eff-em-elle", starting with an e-sound, so it's "an FML", imo. Compare it with FBI-agent, that would be "an" also.
joeyl2008 29
You should have just said you were Hindu.
A07 48
Because converting to Hinduism is so much easier than just admitting to having a pimple.
chessdude 8
lol
trulypar 34
At least he wasn't staring at your boobs...sorry OP.
Jowisee 29
I don't know... At least if he was staring at her boobs it would show some form of attraction. This just suggests he's a tosser.
strike2867 13
No, he's pretty funny. I have a huge nose, I point it out and make people laugh, I say go with the flow and don't take things personally.
Silk_Routes 14
Horn him down
hannahhlizz 18
Why would you want to be with him anyway? Sounds like you dodged a bullet, OP.
hehe1996 15
He sounds very insensitive OP, you can do better.
Tacogamer20 14
I hate everyone. Hope the next person is better OP. I'm surprised you didn't get up and leave actually.
Misha93 15
You should have went along with it and told him you have magical powers.
thedoctor999 11
He sounds like a jerk.