Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, I was informed, after being broken up with, that my girlfriend's father only set her up with me so that she would have more motivation to shower on a regular basis. He actually yelled at me for being broken up with. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, after getting into an argument with my dad, he told me that I would make a great ex wife one day. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend was having lunch with my parents. Believing she was in love with me and feeling the same, I dropped by. My parents told me that she’s their friend and that she has a boyfriend that they approve of, all while telling me I was never good enough for her. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML
Today, my dad overheard me and my girlfriend having a very personal conversation. His response was to burst into the room and ground me for a month for failing to get her to orgasm the last 3 times we had sex. FML
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Top comments
rocketgurl 15
Sounds like your dad may be jealous
NakuEh 27
Gotta love dads. Ruining relationships one statement at a time.
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Comments (47)
Sneado 20
Time to prove him wrong
rocketgurl 15
Sounds like your dad may be jealous
flyingmind_fml 17
souds like he's planing to steal the girl
enzozo101 8
i just saw you in the top comments for a post above 0_0
YourOpinionSucks 22
Nobody cares #40
Llama_Man2000 26
Parenting done wrong.
patrickalamo 48
Or does she want a father-in -law like him.
brookenicolee29 27
If she actually takes his advice, she wasn't worth it in the first place.
shemademedoit 20
depends on how the son is (him) and also what the dad is trying to do ?
Livin_Like_Larry 29
Telling her she's too good for you, but asking if she wants to settle for someone like you???
RyWillieMitch 16
Maybe it was meant in the way "you don't really want to settle for someone like him do you?" I dunno, that's how I read it
jadeleepenguin 29
Why is this getting thumbs down? It's exactly how I read it and so did everyone else I showed it to. OP should have worded it better, or at least used punctuation.
NakuEh 27
Gotta love dads. Ruining relationships one statement at a time.
anonpbc 20
wtg dad! but honestly look at yourself and see if theres truth to his words. man up if so
5secondsofvvifi 21
"Man up" is one of the stupidest expressions I've ever heard. That's definitely not what people want, or need to hear. Everyone is their own person and shouldn't have to change for anyone. It's not encouraging, if anything it brings people's confidence levels down. I understand where it can fit into context, but honestly people just need to let others be themselves.
photographer49 22
OP'S dad wasn't saying anything worth paying attention to because he was being an ass. OP'S dad is the one who needs to do some self reflection.
dakatabg 31
He knows better :)
photographer49 22
#9 Obviously he doesn't know better
usmc_sean 8
Sounds like your dad is jealous you can do better than he can. No disrespect to your mother though..