Today, I went to my father for advice. I've been seeing a wonderful girl for the past month, and I feel terrible about it, because I already have a girlfriend. He said "Kill yourself" and that if I "can't even do that right" then to get out of his house, because he disowns me. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No. Now get out of my house." FML
Today, I confided to my dad that since the recent breakup with my boyfriend of 3 months, I feel down all the time and life doesn't feel worth living anymore. His loving advice was for me to "grow the fuck up and get your sentimental head out of la-la land." FML
Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Today, I found out why my dad doesn't want my girlfriend coming to our house anymore. Apparently, her dad used to bully him a lot during high school and he's never gotten over it. He's threatened to disown me if she comes back over here. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at a dinner with our two families. Not only did she flatly reject me, my dad said, "Good call. He's not ready." FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Today, my girlfriend's father sent me a text message that simply stated "You ruined my relationship with my daughter." I wanted to ask him for his blessing to marry his daughter. FML
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Top comments
CammyGal 26
You wouldn't have this problem if you hadn't cheated in the first. F your girlfriend's life for being led on by a cheating bastard.
mangoboy1 19
Forget him and choose one girl or the other don't try dating both because that will never work out.
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Comments (309)
kalbrek009 20
You should feel terrible. People like you are a dime a dozen unfortunately for the rest of us faithful people...I think Bon Jovi said it best-You give love a bad name.
edbighead1 1
Yes OP is wrong, but his dad already said to kill himself and maybe he's trying to find the strength not to do it through FML and he's not getting it... What if he kills himself today, will you not be guilty? It will be on you FML community. Now go and dislike me cause im not going with the flow of this post and am not crucifying the OP
OverBlossomed 22
The FML community doesn't care if they drive someone to kill themselves. They'd CELEBRATE!
miss_lizzie16 5
If you ever find that you've fallen in love with two people, pick the second person, because if you had really loved the first person, you wouldn't have found the second.
Eric125125 13
FAKE
banana987 7
U shouldn't be going around seeing other girls no matter how awesome or wonderful u think they are! If u like her better dont cheat on ur first girlfriend just leave her and then go to the other girl
miiapaige 14
Never go to father for advice.
miiapaige 14
Rather, don't cheat you heartless manwhore
bluerara912 12
Smart dad
rock87 1
doesn mean u shud kill urself
ViviMage 40
Be honest with the girls. And PICK ONE! I was the losing party when my fiancé of 6 years cheated on me, broke it all off, and went with a fat chick he knew for 6 weeks with no self esteem to get laid. I had a cancer diagnosis 2 weeks *after* the breakup occurred, so it wasn't that nasty bit of news! It hurt, but he was at least finally honest with me!
wtfwhyfml 12
Did you screw up? No doubt. The devil is in the details, and as badly as the few details we have condemn you; the fact that you admit to feeling remorse does tell me that there is some hope for you yet. Don't take the "kill yourself" ranting to heart, OP; you don't deserve that hate, no human does. As said before by the more level-headed; you need to talk to these women and air the baggage. they deserve to know; and you won't be able to move on in any direction until it happens. Will it end badly? Highly likely; but that is the price we pay for honesty and to balance out the scales. It won't be easy for any of you; but in the end it is the best course of action, as well as a valuable life lesson. Good luck, OP.