Today, I went to my father for advice. I've been seeing a wonderful girl for the past month, and I feel terrible about it, because I already have a girlfriend. He said "Kill yourself" and that if I "can't even do that right" then to get out of his house, because he disowns me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No. Now get out of my house." FML
Today, I confided to my dad that since the recent breakup with my boyfriend of 3 months, I feel down all the time and life doesn't feel worth living anymore. His loving advice was for me to "grow the fuck up and get your sentimental head out of la-la land." FML
Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Today, I found out why my dad doesn't want my girlfriend coming to our house anymore. Apparently, her dad used to bully him a lot during high school and he's never gotten over it. He's threatened to disown me if she comes back over here. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at a dinner with our two families. Not only did she flatly reject me, my dad said, "Good call. He's not ready." FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Today, my girlfriend's father sent me a text message that simply stated "You ruined my relationship with my daughter." I wanted to ask him for his blessing to marry his daughter. FML
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Top comments
CammyGal 26
You wouldn't have this problem if you hadn't cheated in the first. F your girlfriend's life for being led on by a cheating bastard.
mangoboy1 19
Forget him and choose one girl or the other don't try dating both because that will never work out.
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Comments (309)
doglover100 29
Don't ******* cheat.
fictionaldiary 11
"I'm a cheating scumbag and I feel like a cheating scumbag. My father told me I was a cheating scumbag and now I want people to feel sorry for me." - OP.
nooblper 21
#303 You sir, are my hero.
DeadPixel4 29
Maybe he said that because you're a cheating bastard?
fivehuskies 6
Wow. He did NOT deserve that. Sure he was cheating but it's not like he was planning to try and keep it a secret. For a father to tell their son to kill themselves, is the WORST thing anyone could hear. Not to mention what his father followed up with. I happen to think you did not deserve that and your father is awful.
nick3600 22
but seriously, shoot yourself.
speakfreely 21
You deserve this. I was gonna say Choose the second one because of you really loved the first you wouldn't of fell for the other girl to begin with, but come to think of it you don't deserve either.
coolbeansbruh 13
You ******* douche bag!You are the scum of the earth!!! You deserve every bad thing for cheating on your girlfriend! I hope you never find a girl because a piece of crap like you doesn't deserve anyone! You're sick and disgusting!!
mct_1087 27
Kill yourself.