Today, I went to my father for advice. I've been seeing a wonderful girl for the past month, and I feel terrible about it, because I already have a girlfriend. He said "Kill yourself" and that if I "can't even do that right" then to get out of his house, because he disowns me. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No. Now get out of my house." FML
Today, I confided to my dad that since the recent breakup with my boyfriend of 3 months, I feel down all the time and life doesn't feel worth living anymore. His loving advice was for me to "grow the fuck up and get your sentimental head out of la-la land." FML
Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Today, I found out why my dad doesn't want my girlfriend coming to our house anymore. Apparently, her dad used to bully him a lot during high school and he's never gotten over it. He's threatened to disown me if she comes back over here. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at a dinner with our two families. Not only did she flatly reject me, my dad said, "Good call. He's not ready." FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Today, my girlfriend's father sent me a text message that simply stated "You ruined my relationship with my daughter." I wanted to ask him for his blessing to marry his daughter. FML
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Top comments
CammyGal 26
You wouldn't have this problem if you hadn't cheated in the first. F your girlfriend's life for being led on by a cheating bastard.
mangoboy1 19
Forget him and choose one girl or the other don't try dating both because that will never work out.
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Comments (309)
disasterlydeed 26
were you actually expecting sympathy when you posted this?? please tell me you weren't. idk what to tell you except you deserve it big time.
OverBlossomed 22
Yeah, because everyone who does something wrong deserves to be told to kill themselves.
jennycoral 12
YOU SUCK.
Brak_Spaceman 19
You are so dumb. You are really dumb. For real.
Paradox_1234 6
I'm going to hate for this, but just hear me out: He did something wrong. It's a dick move to cheat on your girlfriend. We know this. But to hear your DAD tell you to KILL YOURSELF? Do you understand what that feels like? People throw around that term like it has no meaning, but for someone who is depressed, or has had suicidal thoughts, someone saying that to you is devastating. And even if you're not, that's still a pretty mean thing to say. Also, he went to his dad for HELP. He felt bad, which doesn't make it ok, but he wanted help, and his dad wouldn't give it to him. If his dad talked to him, had a heart to heart, he could have gotten him to do the right thing. This guy cheated, which is wrong. I don't sympathize for that, but for trying to open up to your dad and having him shoot you down like that.... He might not deserve to get let off easy, but he didn't deserve THAT.
speakfreely 21
#294 he wouldn't be in this situation if he didn't do that to begin with. He brought this on himself. What he's doing is wrong, yes he may not deserve to hear that, but ever stop to think how this could affect his girlfriend if she found out. This might also affect her in the long wrong.
Slawter16 24
YDI for cheating. I don't blame him for being mad about it. But, FYL for being told to kill yourself over it.
KeiIshiyama 10
Just so you know, this is the first thing I've YDI'd today. That's how much of a douche you are.
rebellionwars 11
But telling him to kill himself? The ****?
bopersonn 13
Your a dirty cheater and should feel bad
nick3600 22
maybe you should to make everyone's life easier and happier, especially your dads. just saying
TequilaSam 6
Now all you've done is hurt and screw over two girls. That makes you officially "the bad guy".