Today, I went to my father for advice. I've been seeing a wonderful girl for the past month, and I feel terrible about it, because I already have a girlfriend. He said "Kill yourself" and that if I "can't even do that right" then to get out of his house, because he disowns me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No. Now get out of my house." FML
Today, I confided to my dad that since the recent breakup with my boyfriend of 3 months, I feel down all the time and life doesn't feel worth living anymore. His loving advice was for me to "grow the fuck up and get your sentimental head out of la-la land." FML
Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Today, I found out why my dad doesn't want my girlfriend coming to our house anymore. Apparently, her dad used to bully him a lot during high school and he's never gotten over it. He's threatened to disown me if she comes back over here. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at a dinner with our two families. Not only did she flatly reject me, my dad said, "Good call. He's not ready." FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Today, my girlfriend's father sent me a text message that simply stated "You ruined my relationship with my daughter." I wanted to ask him for his blessing to marry his daughter. FML
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Top comments
CammyGal 26
You wouldn't have this problem if you hadn't cheated in the first. F your girlfriend's life for being led on by a cheating bastard.
mangoboy1 19
Forget him and choose one girl or the other don't try dating both because that will never work out.
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Comments (309)
OverBlossomed 22
I don't agree with cheating, but telling someone to kill themselves is heartless! The OP may be in the wrong for cheating, but his father is a jackass of the highest order and so is everyone who agrees! But since people want to play that game, I hope everyone who thinks the OP should be disowned or go kill himself loses their whole families and commits suicide out of grief!
qwertyu_ioplk 9
don't go saying 'fml' it's your own ******* fault, why cheat!? if you weren't 100% happy in your first relationship then why would you even think about getting into a new one?! you are the kinds of people that get me ******* angry
Isa_fml 20
If you know it's wrong and you feel bad about it, then STOP DOING IT, you shitweasel.
ChloeNeko1 6
To the comments saying that "he wasn't cheating", if he was "seeing" another girl without his current girlfriends knowledge and consent, then he was cheating. Sex doesn't have to be involved to be cheating.OP YDI. F your poor girlfriend's life for having such a crappy boyfriend and F your dad's life for having such a terrible son.
Gestpacho88 12
An apt name id say, though I suspect "piece of human feces" was already taken.
Lindz2817 10
I agree that your life sucks because you dad told you to kill yourself. But then again, you're already dating a girl while simultaneously seeing another one.
bemein 4
So OP, basically you're a huge dick for cheating on your girlfriend. She didn't deserve that. But your dad is wrong too because he handled that horribly. NO ONE should be told to kill themselves under ANY circumstance. So I'm gonna go with a YLS. But you're still a dick for doing that to your girlfriend.
neverfamous 13
No matter the case, parents should never tell their child to kill himself/herself. What you are doing is wrong, but what he said is sick.
Kaitlynmoonlight 3
That's a little harsh. From you and your father.
seekingasaviour 9
You kinda deserved it but your dad is quite harsh