Today, I went to my father for advice. I've been seeing a wonderful girl for the past month, and I feel terrible about it, because I already have a girlfriend. He said "Kill yourself" and that if I "can't even do that right" then to get out of his house, because he disowns me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No. Now get out of my house." FML
Today, I confided to my dad that since the recent breakup with my boyfriend of 3 months, I feel down all the time and life doesn't feel worth living anymore. His loving advice was for me to "grow the fuck up and get your sentimental head out of la-la land." FML
Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Today, I found out why my dad doesn't want my girlfriend coming to our house anymore. Apparently, her dad used to bully him a lot during high school and he's never gotten over it. He's threatened to disown me if she comes back over here. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at a dinner with our two families. Not only did she flatly reject me, my dad said, "Good call. He's not ready." FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Today, my girlfriend's father sent me a text message that simply stated "You ruined my relationship with my daughter." I wanted to ask him for his blessing to marry his daughter. FML
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Top comments
CammyGal 26
You wouldn't have this problem if you hadn't cheated in the first. F your girlfriend's life for being led on by a cheating bastard.
mangoboy1 19
Forget him and choose one girl or the other don't try dating both because that will never work out.
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Comments (309)
stitesy29 18
You're dad is right You're an ass
baxeh 29
Not ok.. if you felt interested in someone else you should have broke up with your girlfriend imediatey, its not fair on her.
AllegroRubato 16
Good on your dad. YDI for cheating on your girlfriend. If you're in a relationship and interested in someone else you end that relationship, how is that hard to understand???
kyouka 8
No sympathy for you. Stop cheating, scumbag.
lwonderful 11
Really? You're going to announce to the world that you're cheating? Honey, your dad is not the problem here
Samantha2xo 4
What is wrong with you? You don't get any sympathy from me, that's for sure. Cheating hurts, and your dad has a right to be angry. You don't deserve any girlfriends let alone 2.
blurvsh 10
Shitbag
MermaidAnnariea 10
good. **** you. no one deserves to be cheated on my someone they trust and care about. not even my worst enemy. **** you, OP.
FRUITFUCKED 9
Don't worry, you're not alone. 17,643 people have also or are currently cheating on their partners.
imdabess 9
Congratulations, your existence is worthless to the rest of us, and you're disliked by the community! If you had some sort of thought process you would have realized you had a... this is big.. GIRLFRIEND. That doesn't mean go for 2, because two is not better than one in this situation... If you weren't happy break up with your girlfriend before dating someone else.